Brunch Burn

A noticeable patch of sun burn, concentrated mostly on the forehead or back of the neck (depending on which direction you are facing) that develops specifically from eating brunch outside.

How long were you at brunch?! That brunch burn has got you looking like human a match stick.

by robbieobbie April 16, 2018

Blunch

Boozy Lunch

I love day drinking, let's have blunch this Saturday!

by malthegreat April 8, 2019

Brunch Eater

A Liberal that only rallies against social justice issues or government corruption when a Conservative leader is in power but gets complacent about these issues when a Liberal politician is in office.

Brunch Eaters are posting about how they can go back to sleep now that Biden is elected.

by wekickthem November 8, 2020

Brunchausen Syndrome

Brunchausen syndrome (factitious disorder imposed on others) is when someone tries to ensure attention and sympathy from loved ones by helping them gain weight, thinking their obese appearance will not draw affectionate attention from others. Inducing weight gain by constant feeding via buffet or brunch.

Suffering from Brunchausen Syndrome, she takes him to brunch daily, hoping the buffet will fatten him; he cannot possibly leave her in such a poor condition.

by DaveDogDMY December 16, 2020

Blunchkin

receiving oral sex while eating lunch and taking a dump at the same time... getting the best of all 3 worlds all in one!!!!!

Bill Clinton used to receive "Blunchkins" daily because as you all may know he was a very busy man!

by Zoltan84 May 13, 2010

Marlon Brando Brunch

When someone masturbates until the point of ejaculation and cums on a pile of cotton balls. They must then shove the cotton balls in their cheeks and begin mimicking Marlon Brando.

After I initiated the Marlon Brando Brunch I exclaimed "I made him an offer he couldn't refuse"

by BackFoot December 29, 2009

Fbf (fat brunch flex)

A high degree of flexitude. It can be forced or come naturally. Usually occurs during brunch.

Example 1

Person 1: Is she doing an fbf (fat brunch flex) today?
Person 2: I guess so. She's in that white sundress.
Example 2
Person 1: Ima fbf today. (Proceeds to wear balenciaga/off white/Gucci/tori/Ferrell)

by Wxn June 7, 2018