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Brewster, New York

A small town located in Putnam County, New York. Mainly contained of football jocks who have their heads up their asses and girls who snort coke off of their teacher's dicks. Everyone in Brewster is now addicted to nicotine thanks to juuls. The guys usually find comfort in craddling each other's cocks (while screaming about Brewster's football team and yelling at each other over juul pods) while the girls are thots (usually spotted with three dicks in their mouths. The pussy is ripe with Hepatitis A through Z). Within Brewster is Brewster Village (AKA BrewsterRico, La Guadalabrewha). Nothing but Guatemalans. People show up here for drugs. The white portion of Brewster is Vineyard Vines central, where boat shoes and polo shirts are in style. Pathetic crime is infamous such as teacher-student sexual relatoonships, a white boy getting his ass kicked in a locker room over a bet, and a 16 year old stabbing a guy for 3 dollars.
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"You can easily get laid in Brewster, New York, the girls are Super Thots."
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The fate of a woman with large silicone breast implants.
It was Pamela's breastiny to be chosen as the new Playboy Playmate.
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Breastiquette

The correct manners regarding how people conduct themselves around a woman's boobs.
Charles' bad breastiquette got him disgusting glares from the girls around him.
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Breast Smother

Deadly Weapons is a movie about a woman who breast smothers men to death. While the acting is very poor, the breast smothering scenes are rather kinky.
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to suck on a womens milk filled breasts , usally undertaken by a baby or infant, but can be peformed by a mature adult when required ...... it still tastes good at 45 belive me
lets get breast feeding i need some milk for my cafe au lait
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Breastaliser

A drunkeness test that can be used on men, which is much cheaper than a breathaliser. All you need to do to judge how much he's had to drink is to get a girl with large boobs to ask him a question and then see how long it takes him to look up at her face and answer.

1 second is normal
2 seconds is about 3 pints
3 or more is hammered
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That girl is a robin small breast, her tittys are flatter then a pancake
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