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batchload

A person who is a real piece of work. Someone either really complex or really screwed up or someone almost unbearably hard to handle.

The genesis of the term can be traced from a person being a real piece of "work" or a real "load" and multiple jobs and tasks are often done in "batches." Thus.. a person who is extremely screwed up can be called a "batchload"
That dude Zen, I swear is a friggin BATCHLOAD
by Zenophobe November 10, 2005
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biatchniatch

noun. - a biatch's business.
When questioned by authorities about her alleged role in the sperm bank heist, the suspect repeatedly replied "mind your own damn biatchniatch"
by ROB¥N BANK$ October 4, 2006
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Batch Rag

An article of clothing that is ejaculated in frequently, and washed rarely. It is easily hid or camouflaged amongst one's dirty clothes, and kept within an arm's length of the designated spank station.
"This dirty tube sock will make a fine Batch Rag for the next few weeks. I just hope my mom doesn't notice it's crunchiness when she throws it in the wash."
by Bonero69 August 26, 2013
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Post nut olive branch

A post nut olive branch is where a man extends his arm out for a cuddle following sex. This signifies that the man doesn’t hate his sexual partner and is ready to enjoy her company again
I think I might like her bro, I had accidentally extended the post nut olive branch last night
by Demontooth April 28, 2023
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Josh Bartch Scam

Similar to a pyramid scheme, it involves investing money in fraudulent companies to increase the value for share holders aka. pump and dump.
"I lost 40 thousand dollars in that Josh Bartch Scam."
by Eddie Bells April 12, 2022
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Right-hand Branch

Your best man, the man you can always rely on.
"Im getting married next month, want to be my right-hand branch?"
by Branchsquad January 15, 2021
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batch of bitches

1. Bundle or seven bitches

2. A woman who is such a credibly enormous bitch that it seems you are dealing with a bundle or seven bitches all at once
"You're a batch of bitches, seven bitches in a bundle!" -Duane Cook
by benhookiscool December 29, 2014
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