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Brandens penis

Girl: whip out dick
Branden: pulls it out
Girl:You have a brandens penis
by Girl that is hot December 7, 2018
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branden

Branden is really hot and a boy who plays basketball and football and on his free time he enjoys playing the game “fortnite” hes extremely cute in “GREY SWEATPANTS” 🥵🥵🥵 but he’s rather shy and keeps to himself most of the time, he’s not a player really he’s only had one girl friend. a boy with the name branden is most likely to have a twin brother... who is really ugly but the more easy going twin. in conclusion a dumb girl named “aubree” will like him and not know how to get over him.
why is branden so hot in gray sweatpants?
by shhh don’t tell May 15, 2019
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Branden

Branden is a lit and sweaty fortnite player who watches porn every night and is a girl magnet.
Omg it’s branden should we do a threesome ?
by Gughuy July 9, 2019
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Braindead Cadet

A PBST security guard who just joined and goes on to MRK visitors with baton uniformless. They often have no bobux or just dont care about the rules. Who cares anyway, Combat will probably send him to brazil anyway.
OML STOP TURNING ON THE LASERS YOU BRAINDEAD CADET
by Mygemdiamond January 19, 2021
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Branden

evil monster the no taller than 5'11 , mf will use u just to f , likes girls way outta his league , frm grape . likes his d sucky
damn branden he aint shit frfr
by yo momma ate that give me November 22, 2021
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Bradenton

You can tell a local by correct pronunciation, bradington is wrong and should be wear of these people. Bradenton is birthplace of narcan and lemon drops, home to all the wanna be rappers who serve McDonald's cold and slow. Home to some of the best secret fishing spots, you can tell a spot is good by number of hypodermic needles that lie upon the ground. Our main biggest import is hard seltzer and cocaine. Our motto is white girl wasted. The state bird the mosquito loves this area as well as the state mascot the "FUCK BOI". He can be spotting at any gas station yelling at "shawtys" from the passenger seat of his best friends ride. This city is funded by SNOWBIRDS from November to February and welfare the rest of the year.
Fucking got Joe's again in downtown Bradenton, never going to that shit hole PW's again!
by Johnny Reese January 11, 2022
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braiden

HE SO HOT LETS GO SMASH BRAIDEN
by w8djnhbxn chvgbduhsjkamx March 21, 2022
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