razor blade shit

when you take a long dump, but it has jagged material in it so as it makes it's way through your rectum it really does a number slicing up the walls of your anus.

"dude i had the WORST razor blade shit this morning! what the fuck did i eat last night, glass?!?!

by billy bats June 11, 2006

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all blade no fade

1. popular hairstyle in the early to mid 90s, where the bottom half of the head is shaved leaving a massive hair helmet up top with no fade in between.

2. a person that does a lot of talking with little finesse.

1. Ralph: Did you see Tom's mushroom cut?

Hector: Yeah I saw that George Washington lookin motherfucker, he's all blade no fade!

2. Horace: I was tryin to talk nice to that bitch and she tore me a new asshole!

Chad: Yeah man, she's all blade and no fade.

by Ldukey July 5, 2006

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lightning blade

when you have sex with a girld and just before you cum you pull out and instantly thrust it again at the speed of lightning for the killing blow

Hey man how was the date?
Oh it was great although i had to resort to using lightning blade

by Thefunnyguy124 April 22, 2018

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bladen

An emotional cry which can signal distress or outrage. It has started to become a widespread inside-joke among Pennsylvania college campuses, although the cause of it is undetermined.

"Ah bladen! I failed my test."

"I heard Sydney dumped you for your best friend."
"Blaaaadeeeeen!"

by Companion Cube January 4, 2008

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