barteling

The act of getting hand jobs while your roomate is "sleeping" in the same room

I think Bob and Jamie are barteling Kyle right now.

by Barteling August 6, 2014

bootenant

A military slang term that is the combination of the military slang word for new guy (Boot, or Barely out of training) and lieutenant. A Bootenant is an LT who is fresh out of training and assuming command for the first time. Full of book knowledge (though often not even that) they are a unique combination of overconfident and incompetent. Their attempts to be authoritarian and dominant are undermined by the fact that they often have no idea what they are talking about and lack any actual leadership skills or experience. Since he is fresh out of training usually the NCOs under him have far more hands on experience and time in service but are still legally required to obey whatever he says while saluting him and calling him sir. Bootenants will often try to compensate for their lack of actual leadership skill or hands on experience by over-enforcing petty regulations that have no effect on the mission. A Bootenant can run the risk of being known as a Regulation Ranger.

Corporal: Did you hear the bootenant spend 45 minutes just telling everybody not to wear white socks?

Sergeant: Yeah, Isn't he the one who stutters and forgot to tie his own boots yesterday? What an asshole, I can't believe we have to do whatever he says.

by TCAT1117 November 17, 2018

Barten

barten(adjective) - the most sad ever. nobody understands you you are so cool and mysterious and sad. Mostly used by teenage boys.

"Man I'm not sure I can make it tonight." "Why not?" "I'm feeling really barten right now."

by deyggo February 22, 2021

Boatem

This one specific place on the peaceful Hermitcraft Server (in season eight) where there are five hermits creating lag and chaos. This all started from a silly act of stacking boats on top of each other and it ended up becoming a cult.

The boats that are stacked on top of eachother is called the Boatem Pole

Boatem slowly evolved to Boatem Inc. which is an incorperation filled with shops such as Scar's Wagon and the G-Train

Boatem also got shortened to BTM for marketing purposes

Grian, GoodTimesWithScar, MumboJumbo, Pearlescentmoon and ImpulseSV are the inhabitans of said cult/incorperation/village/town

Also, Boatem is laggy as fu-

Grian, Pearl and Impulse after placing hundreds of boats at the Big-eyes crew: FEEL THE LAG? SHOP AT BOATEM
Tango: YOU WILL REGRET THIS

by FibroParroto February 24, 2022

beat the bartender

A drinking game that is guaranteed to get you very drunk very fast!

The steps are very simple :
1 The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 When the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.

The game ends in a number of possible ways:

- drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
- barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
- drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
- bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).

person 1: "whoa man you look rough"
person 2: "yeah man i got fucking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender"

by greaver05 March 19, 2011

Bolter

A member of a school or society who happens to be rather good at a particular sport. This coupled with their so called talent at "bolting" pints of usually beer or cider has instilled in them a sense of arrogance.

They are often seen gathering at "bolterfests" which consist of these bolters gathering together and drinking. In order to gain entry, one must bring a "vessel" from which to drink one's preferred drink, suitably a pint in size, however, such examples as a shoe, pencil case and even an ostrich egg have been encountered before.
The ritual of "bolting" is a strict one, which comes with punishments if one fails to bolt correctly. The "straight arm bolt" is engineered for humiliation as the perpetrator is more than likely to spill the contents of his drink upon himself. Other punishments include the "shoe bolt" "straight leg bolt" and "double straight leg shoe bolt" The highest punishment for rule breakers.

"ahh man, did you see that dark knight bolt that pint? what a hero!"
"BOLTING!"
"ahh he plays first team rugby, what a bolter"

by johnny two hats November 12, 2009

The Bartender

Everybody's favorite person. They smile at your frown, put up with most of your shenanigans, laugh at your terrible jokes, offer the occasional ride home, and keep pouring. Respect and cherish these people. You never know how big a part of your life they'll become. Play your cards right, they might just take you home.

Friend: Did you see The Bartender?
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018