bork 

When you put your rectum underwater on the bottom of the bath tub and fart.

bork by Hellrazor June 22, 2003

bork 

to lick someones nipple (especially a females nipple) really softly with the tip of your tongue

/me borks you

oh wow i just got borked by mercjeeee

bork by mercjeeee April 27, 2005

bork 

A word that for some reason appears frequently of a certain page viewed in a certain edition of a certain browser.

Also used in place of numerous profanities until the discovery of "cactus."

"I'll bork you."
"I already borked you."

bork by Andro April 5, 2003

bork 

Adjective; To be messed up, lagging; Noun- Implying air-headedness. Verb- To mess up, slow on the uptake.

"God, how bork'd do you have to be to get hit by a parked car?"

"She was such a bork during the speech, I totally could tell she was hung over."

"Dumbass, you don't light up a cigarette or ANYTHING during geometry. Hell, why the fuck do you even have a lighter? You thirteen, bork!"

bork by Analgator September 10, 2006

bork 

Verb. refers to the act of having anal sex, usually involuntarily, or perhaps being taken advantage of. a.k.a "Butt porked"

You just got donkey borked.

"My cowboy friend is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"

A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him... The hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted", then he borked him.

bork by Kincaide&MrCutie November 9, 2008

bork 

an obssesion with fish, usually caused ny a pastlife experience

bork has pink hair.

bork by ZEKE May 8, 2003

Bork 

(verb)
to have intimate relations with Borker.

"Jenna is so lucky she got borked"
"I bet Borker could bork all night long"
"Once I am borked, my life will be complete"

Bork by Sister#9 November 4, 2008