me bored

you are bored. that is why you are searching this up

you cant. you just say it like that "me bored''

by AnAkiNSwaGWalKer May 21, 2016

boardroom banana

An erection at a awkward moment, usually a business meeting where ladies are present.

Often noticed when you stand up and shake the lady in questions hand.

Usually an attempt is made to hide it by arcing the back at a 45 degree angle and shuffling out the room.

e.g.

I'm not sure we got that deal mate, Phil was nursing a boardroom banana all the way through.

by The Spike February 21, 2007

floor boards

Where the pubic hair around the genitals has been fully removed by shaving or waxing. Used as an extension on carpet matches the drapes when there is no carpet by which to assess if the drapes match.

Daniel: Was that chick you bonked a real blond?
Adam: Dunno, I went down on her but she had floor boards, so I can't tell if the carpet matched the drapes.

by Charlie Foxtrott September 9, 2009

I am so fucking bored

When you are so fucking bored that you type in "I am so fucking bored" and see this stupid definition which occupies you for about 10 seconds until you are fucking bored again.

You: "I am so fucking bored I think I am going to type in "I am so fucking bored" in google to see if there is anything interesting I can do so I can stop being so fucking bored"

*Sees urban dictionary definition.*

You: "Lol that is kind of fucking funny because I am so fucking bored that I am kind of thinking about that."

*10 seconds later*

You: "Wow I am so fucking bored still."

by Soooooo fucking bored August 14, 2011

sounding board

A sounding board is a good listener, and either confirms what they hear or offers an opinion when the sound they hear is "off key".

Thanks for being my sounding board. It helps me grow to have someone that listens to me and offers feedback when needed.

by mateu March 5, 2009

I'm so freakin bored

You too?... I feel your pain

Just looking up random shit cuz your bored as fuck

I'm so freakin bored

by I love Ed April 26, 2015

Bored Out Of My Mind

When you're sitting in science class, and you have nothing to do, so you decide to add a bunch of random words to Urban Dictionary.

I am freaking bored out of my mind, someone put me out of my misery.

by askkkkkkk November 1, 2019