blunder biscuits

A reward despite mistakes or poor performance that makes someone or something appear undeserving

I can’t believe management is still giving Kyle the best leads after he fumbled that corporate sale last week. It’s total blunder biscuits.

by SugarSmacks! July 19, 2023

Mizzy blunder

A blunder so extreme that all hope, pride and integrity has been lost for the individual that has committed the action. A Mizzy blunder may lead to friends and family losing respect for you and turn you into the laughing stock of any social group.

How are you gonna turn down that hot girl, that was such a Mizzy blunder!

by University of Toronto Language October 5, 2023

humorous and juvenile blunder

A funny mistake.

X: The other day I spilled coffee all over myself. What a humorous and juvenile blunder!

by Eli Psis November 23, 2021

Bozo Blunder

Also known as “The Classic Bozo Blunder,”the Bozo Blunder is a impactful mistake made by the opponent or yourself, usually during a Chess game, that in hindsight was a move that gives the other person a large advantage. Please not that any given mistake is THE Bozo Blunder and not A Bozo Blunder, since each successive Bozo Blunder trumps older ones, seeing as you had the chance to improve but failed, defining the new standard for Bozo’s and Blunders everywhere.

P1: Nxd7 (?!)
P2: Is that really your move?
P1: yeah
P2: Well, that was the CLASSIC Bozo Blunder!
P2: Qxd7 (!!)

by Hansjörg Brenton (IGM) January 9, 2024

big blendo blunder

_Blendo_ (noun): A whimsical term referring to a confusing or overwhelming situation where things are getting mixed up or "blended" together in a chaotic way, making it hard to see or understand clearly.

I am just overwhelmed with this big blendo blunder project and i definitely need a coffee break .

by Kittysrivas June 15, 2024

Blunderment

The state of awe experienced after realizing your genius idea was actually incredibly stupid.

“He stood in blunderment, admiring the IKEA bookshelf he’d assembled inside-out.”

by Azeas June 3, 2025

blunder monkey

Someone who can not grasp the task at hand even though it’s the simplest of all tasks. A baboon, an idiot, moron, nincompoop, dead weight at work kind of guy.

Bud: man that guy over there’s a total blunder monkey, can’t even breathe right.

by WashYourPits June 25, 2019