by Monica Mona November 28, 2018
Seven classic blunders that may befall a mortal soul if they are not careful. The list varies by region but all corners of the earth have seven classic blunders.
by The Goblin of The Nort July 14, 2021
It's when you're sitting on the edge of a Lake and you look to your right and see a small Canoe and you can almost see that there is a hole in the bottom of it somewhere but you're not too worried because it's obviously not fully submerged so you clean out the dirt and get into it without paddles, somehow make it to the middle of the Lake and then start to sink and panic because you're not in a Lake but in a shark pond.
by Crispyshelbycake January 27, 2021
What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".
Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.
by OneStarGator September 20, 2017
This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.
1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night
2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
by Soggy sack December 18, 2017
I can’t believe management is still giving Kyle the best leads after he fumbled that corporate sale last week. It’s total blunder biscuits.
by SugarSmacks! July 20, 2023
Also known as “The Classic Bozo Blunder,”the Bozo Blunder is a impactful mistake made by the opponent or yourself, usually during a Chess game, that in hindsight was a move that gives the other person a large advantage. Please not that any given mistake is THE Bozo Blunder and not A Bozo Blunder, since each successive Bozo Blunder trumps older ones, seeing as you had the chance to improve but failed, defining the new standard for Bozo’s and Blunders everywhere.
P1: Nxd7 (?!)
P2: Is that really your move?
P1: yeah
P2: Well, that was the CLASSIC Bozo Blunder!
P2: Qxd7 (!!)
P2: Is that really your move?
P1: yeah
P2: Well, that was the CLASSIC Bozo Blunder!
P2: Qxd7 (!!)
by Hansjörg Brenton (IGM) January 09, 2024