blumpkineer

a practitioner of the "blumpkin," the act of fellating and pooping simultaneously.

She repeatedly frequented the famed blumpkineer.

by agathasausage June 27, 2009

Blumpkin

1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet.

2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka; contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.

1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin."

2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo! Hey, yo! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."

by Deroc October 19, 2008

Blumpkin

The act of defecating while receiving a blow job.

Blumpkin Haiku:

Stinky poo, deep throat\
Get on your knees now baby\
Man, I love bumpkins\

by MC Flunk August 25, 2008

Blumpkin

the act of giving a blowjob to someone while he is taking a shit

Holly gave kyle a blumpkin in her bathroom.

by Smoochy da Ryno September 29, 2008

Blumpkin

Its when a #A chick gives you head while your sittin' on the toilet takin' a shit!" -Harold and Kumar: escape from Guantánamo Bay.

Chick-" Hey you want a Blumpkin?"
Guy-" Whats a Blumpkin?"
Chick-" Ugh never mind"
Guy-"Damn!"

by NiXONs Bak July 29, 2009

Blumpkinator

A king of Blumpkins that can make anyone give them one through suavness ans tact.

The blumpkinator spared no one.Everone on board flight 92 would be mouthwashing tonight.

by Blumkinator December 02, 2007

blumpkinator

While getting a blumpkin, just before you ejaculate you stand up pushing the girls head into the toilet bowl. Then you ejaculate on her back and dump on her head.

I gave Ricky a blumpkinator last night, and I still cant get the shit out of my hair.

by lil sassy January 17, 2010