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Brokeback Blumkin

The term Brokeback Blumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit and has his male partner will come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
JT really enjoyed it when Neil gave him that Brokeback Blumkin last night.
by G W December 28, 2007
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Blumping

Snorting cum through the nose (as a coke-head would do with cocaine).
"I banged this girl the other day, she loved my cum so much that she grabbed a straw and started blumping right there in the bed."
by BreakerOneNine May 7, 2010
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two-story blumkin

when a guy's recieving blowjob while taking a shit on the "top shelf" (upper level of the toilet) and the bitch thats blowin him is takin shit in the bowl.
Dude, last night I got a two-story blumkin at this frat house.
by gradeAwood October 26, 2009
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69 blumkin

i thought of this myself, its when you are taking a dump in your bathroom and your partner decides to come in and suck your penis, thus making it a blumkin. but instead you flip her upside down and start to lick her vagina making the 69 position thus making it a 69 blumkin
dude omg she blew me while i was takin a shiz and i was all, "imma return the favor" so while she was still suckin i fliped her upside down and i ate her out at the same time yeah. she was like i love 69 and i love blumkins, i love the 69 blumkin.
by L.Duffel September 9, 2010
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blumkin pie

when a nigga be feastin on some pie while recieving a "blumkin" from your bitch.
"Damn fool, my bitch made me some sweet blumkin pie yesterday"
by jenny420 October 30, 2007
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Uber Blumkin

Man I just met my girl in the bathroom with a subway sandwich and I got an Uber blumkin!
by Anon4all January 14, 2009
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dirty blumkin

When you are getting a blumkin in a portapottie, and someone decides to tip the portapottie as you are getting your blumkin, sending yours, and other peoples shit all over you... chicks seem to dig it
"whatd you do last night"
"o i got a dirty blumkin it was great"
by matt kemme August 13, 2006
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