bluebearding

Similar to catfishing, but you meet the person and have a relationship until you find out they secretly have a boyfriend or girlfriend or husband or wife. Like Bluebeard. Once you open the attic door ...

Yeah, we met in person like a hundred times! I never would have suspected he was bluebearding me but Facebook suggested his other profile and it turns out he's engaged. Ugh.

by dietdrpete December 28, 2013

Blueberry Barrel

When one wraps their penis with a sheet of sand paper and secures it in place with a condom wrapped around the shaft. While engaging in anal sex, the friction causes the condom to gradually break and exposes the sand paper to the anal rim - which quickly bleeds and causes hemroids to pop like blueberrys.

Bill was upset after Joe gave Bill's wife a blueberry barrel. Cheating whore.

by wake1080 July 21, 2009

blueberry waffle

a dirty nasty stinky cum infected over used vagina.

man that girls coochi looked like a blueberry waffle

by robtonytina January 2, 2012

Bluebear

a blue recolour of the video game mascot freddy fazbear, but this time he likes hoaxes and also has his own food chain. he is being haunted by men named mark roggers and kevin myers, and he also has some lore

yo did you hear about the place called bluebear's hot dog diner?

yeah i heard they have hot and sexy animatronics there

by ryno the reptile man October 23, 2020

blueberry horror

The act of having too many penises inside you (all holes).

Seb: "Oh gee, you got blueberry horrored last night by 10 guys?"

Anna: "are you getting me wet"

by iCnt November 25, 2022

blueberry pancakes

A delectable treat that one usually desires when they are baked.

Have that bitch make me some blueberry pancakes.

by Nathaniel Emdee August 13, 2006

blueberries

the best fruit in the world! soft, sweet (although sometimes sour), bite-sized! tastes bad after you brush your teeth.

Gosh I just brushed my teeth and I had blueberries... that was bad.

by freygeothewhy January 25, 2021