bludge

verb
1. (when intr, often foll by on) to scrounge from (someone)

2. (intr) to evade work

3. (intr) Archaic to act as a pimp

noun
a very easy task; undemanding employment

* This guy just bludge at work

* He was sacked for bludging on the job.

* Hey dude.. stop bludging!!!!!!

by don loco February 11, 2010

Bluddah

Term for ones male friends. Combo of words 'Blud' & 'Bruddah'

Sup bluddah where are you?
Yeah, I've known him for years he's my bluddah
Ay, raaar!! bare yat's in dis club bluddah!

by Des Milton December 6, 2010

dole bludger

1. An individual who prefers to collect unemployment benefits over working for a living, and actively works at trying to qualify to maintain their eligibility to continue receiving said benefits.
2. Individual who actively avoids works.
3. Most New Zealanders who migrate to Australia.

1. When was the last time bill had a job ? Never, he's just a dole bludger

by Giulio Campobassi April 24, 2006

face bludgeon

The act of bludgeoning someone in the face, with a large mallet or stick. The bludgeoning implement is of little importance, so long as it is large and hefty. Do not question the definition and usage of hefty. If you do, you are ignorant. It is the ultimate act of degradation. If one is face bludgeoned, and they survive the bludgeoning, they must immediately kill themselves, unless it is possible for them to redeem themselves by return face-bludgeoning the face bludgeoner.

1. FACE BLUDGEONED!!!
2. I face bludgeoned an ignorant bastard today. He died instantly.

by Treeshrew November 18, 2004

blado

to get falling down drunk.

Auto the bus driver from the simpsons say's "My names Auto and I like to get blado!"

Come over and get blado sometime.

by Steve Fry November 11, 2004

bludgeon

It's a informal term, usually used in the world of business to beat heavily especially in a competition , or an argument.

When you bludgeon sb you thrash him , you're a winner.

We bludgeoned those guys with a big stick of evidence!

by lear87 July 19, 2009

bludge donation

When an employee in an attempt to bludge work gives a blood donation during work hours.

Employee A: Hey where is Lance?
Employee B: He left about half an hour ago to give a bludge donation.

by big bad bill July 5, 2012