blud 

A slang term in a foreign language, meaning "friend."
Used in funny situations, mostly on TikTok.

"blud tried eating a burrito in 1 bite 💀"
Another way of saying it:
"bro tried eating a burrito in 1 bite 💀"

blud by anonymous December 9, 2024

blud)

Imran Khan from da Stratford crew!

Yam dem pies blud!

Dont stick da chilli sauce up yo ass again blud

blud) by Capz December 31, 2003

blud rafoo 

A quality beverage shared between three and four people. get a saucepan and fill with the a bottle of the crappiest vodka, crappiest whisky and finest brandy (each 70cl) and one bottle of crappiest strawberry flavoured soda crap (2 litres) and mix. Pour into pint glasses and enjoy with loud music and mayhem. two pints of this shit will fuck you up majorly. when drinking shout "blud rafoo" at regular intervals. Comes from the south african phrase "blud rivier" which means "blood river" which unfortunately refers to some massacre sometime which made a river go red with all the blood. but who cares cos you wont remember this after a pint.

Avalanche: THIS IS SOME GOOD BLUD RAFOO!! JIMBO GOT THE MIX PERFECT THIS TIME!!!

Jimbo: BLUUUUUD RAAAAFOOOOOOO! LETS GO PICK A FIGHT!!

blud rafoo by Drinker December 3, 2004

Blud Pressure 

Street slang for 'peer pressure' which utilises a medical pun.

A: "Blud, you want some pills?"
B: "umm, not really sure boi"
A: "go on son, it's well safe"
B: "aight then blud, safe"

*shit man, i'm only doin this cos of Blud Pressure*

Blud Pressure by fat brewer November 16, 2009

blud diamond

Slang for a diamond that is proper shit and not real in any way. Fake bling. More cubic zirconia than H Samuel's. Be a bonafide iced-out play for only £9.99! Keeping it real. Cheap.

Look at David Peckham over there. It's the end of the month. Tesco's has just paid him. So he's flashing his fivers. Buying bottles fizzy wine. And he's covered head to toe in blud diamonds.

blud diamond by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 7, 2007

blud diamond

Slang for a diamond that is proper shit and not real in any way. Fake bling. More cubic zirconia than H Samuel's. Be a bonafide iced-out playa for only £9.99! Keeping it real. Cheap.

Look at David Peckham over there. It's the end of the month. Tesco's has just paid him. So he's flashing his fivers. Buying bottles fizzy wine. And he's covered head to toe in blud diamonds.

blud diamond by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 5, 2007

blud dem 

Plural of "blud". Like the word "mandem" in that it refers to a group of bluds (mates, boys, ghetto boys, gangsters etc.)

Hold tyt da blud dem

blud dem by Jermaine_hold_tyt_da_wifey April 6, 2008