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In short: the art of sucking a man's dick. This can be done by either a man or a woman, kinda depends on the guy recieving. Most girls find it degusting, but I think it's a great way of showing your partner that you care, or even love, them. Techniques include swirling tongue around penis, humming or moaning, sucking (obviously) and deep throating, which is much desired, though requires practice so you don't activitvate the gag reflex, though again, some man like this. No teeth, it can really put an end to any pleasure, as it is very sensitive down there. This can be used in fore-play and just as a way of getting your guy off. If the latter is the case, then make sure you show plenty of care and attention to show him that him cumming in your mouth is what you want more then anything at that moment. Most guys also like it when you swollow, so always swollow with a smile and be proud that he actaully trusts you enough to let his penis anywhere near your teeth.
Example One:
Random guy: What the hell were you doing last night, mate, you wouldn't answer your phone?
Random guy: Just getting one hell of a BlowJob, mate, the phone was not as important as that.
Random guy: I hear ya, mate, I hear ya.
Example Two:
Random girl: So, what were you two up too last night?
Random girl: Just giving my boyfriend the blow job of his life.
Random girl: You actaully put a penis in your mouth?
Random girl: That is what a BlowJob is.
Random girl: What was it like?
Random girl: Find out with your boyfriend toight.
Exampla Three:
Girl: Come on, baby, I'll give a BlowJob to help you relax.
Guy: Sounds... good.
Girl: I don't bite, babe.
Guy: Good.
Girl gets on knees and starts deep throating.
Guy: So good.
Guy cums and Girl swollows.
Random guy: What the hell were you doing last night, mate, you wouldn't answer your phone?
Random guy: Just getting one hell of a BlowJob, mate, the phone was not as important as that.
Random guy: I hear ya, mate, I hear ya.
Example Two:
Random girl: So, what were you two up too last night?
Random girl: Just giving my boyfriend the blow job of his life.
Random girl: You actaully put a penis in your mouth?
Random girl: That is what a BlowJob is.
Random girl: What was it like?
Random girl: Find out with your boyfriend toight.
Exampla Three:
Girl: Come on, baby, I'll give a BlowJob to help you relax.
Guy: Sounds... good.
Girl: I don't bite, babe.
Guy: Good.
Girl gets on knees and starts deep throating.
Guy: So good.
Guy cums and Girl swollows.
BlowJob by LoverNotFighter October 26, 2012
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blowjob
n. An act of fellatio.
v. tr. To fellate.
v. intr. To perform a blowjob.
adj. Pertaining to, suggestive of, or conducive to a blowjob.
adv. In the manner of a blowjob.
interj. Used to raise the topic of, or call attention to, a blowjob.
v. tr. To fellate.
v. intr. To perform a blowjob.
adj. Pertaining to, suggestive of, or conducive to a blowjob.
adv. In the manner of a blowjob.
interj. Used to raise the topic of, or call attention to, a blowjob.
(Order of examples matches that of parts of speech)
The executive board accomplished nothing at the meeting because the secretary that accidentally walked into the room gave an impromptu speech on blowjobs instead.
While changing in the locker room after basketball practice one day, two girls from the cheerleading squad came in unexpectedly and blowjobed him.
"That girl blowjobs really well," said the man watching the pornographic film by himself.
The scented candles he had lit for the dinner with his girlfriend created a really blowjob atmosphere.
"I've never seen a girl eat a popsicle so blowjob," he said.
After five minutes of awkward silence in their conversation, he blurted out "Blowjob!", receiving one shortly afterwards.
The executive board accomplished nothing at the meeting because the secretary that accidentally walked into the room gave an impromptu speech on blowjobs instead.
While changing in the locker room after basketball practice one day, two girls from the cheerleading squad came in unexpectedly and blowjobed him.
"That girl blowjobs really well," said the man watching the pornographic film by himself.
The scented candles he had lit for the dinner with his girlfriend created a really blowjob atmosphere.
"I've never seen a girl eat a popsicle so blowjob," he said.
After five minutes of awkward silence in their conversation, he blurted out "Blowjob!", receiving one shortly afterwards.
blowjob
An amazing experience for all males. When a women takes her lips and wraps them around you huge dong, and then starts to blow your brains out. It's best when she swallows. At some point during your wonderful trip the pleasure things may get unbearable but you should learn to take it. Let the women blow you hard and long. All teen guys who have girlfriends should no the best way to get a blowjob is to look at your chick in the eyes and say.................... PLEASE PLEASE I'm BEGGING YOU! PLEASE!
Blowjob
The act or an instance of a girl (or guy) preparing a man's penis for suction by blowing on it so as to remove
accumulated dust, usually as a result of prolonged sexual inactivity or celibacy.
accumulated dust, usually as a result of prolonged sexual inactivity or celibacy.
My new boyfriend hasn't had a partner in so long that I had to give him a blowjob before sucking his cock!
Blowjob by Sten Legacy December 19, 2010
blowjob
The single most pleasurable act that can be bestowed upon a man. Techinically speaking, it is the act of fellatio. Involves stroking of the shaft of the penis with one or, if your man is big, two hands. The penis is inserted into the mouth of the woman by the woman. The woman should include but limit their techniques to: deep throating, humming and/or moaning, swirling of the tounge, sucking and/or licking. If given in place of sexual intercourse, the main goal is ejaculation by the man. If done instead as foreplay, ejaculation may or may not occur. If and when the man does begin to ejaculate; if it occurs in the mouth of the woman, the man generally prefers that the woman swallows it. However, the woman can "spit". If ejaculation occurs outside of the mouth of the woman, she should lick it off of the man, as it will drive him mad.
After many pleaing attempts, Jason finally talked Jess into more than a handjob. She gave him a great blowjob, and she has been sucking off every guy that asks ever since then.
Jess sucked off the entire football team after the big win. Over seventy guys!
Jess sucked off the entire football team after the big win. Over seventy guys!
blowjob by BlowJobEfficianato December 31, 2006
Blowjob
This is when i put my boyfriend's cock in my mouth and suck it while eye contacting him and jerking off using my hands until he fills my mouth with his white love juice (cum😘) so that i can swallow it till the last drop of it.
Blowjob by Girl with big smelly ass June 23, 2018