Toe Blaster 9000

The use of the Toe Blaster 9000 is were said male insert's his two big toes into his female companion's vagina and dolphin kicks rapidly.

Male 1 - Dude, I need to cut my toenails badly!
Male 2 - Why?
Male 1 - I need to give my girlfriend the toe blaster 9000 when I get home!

by Toe Blaster God December 3, 2013

Shat blaster

To release a smoke bomb it to public restroom and walk/run away

Just pulled a shat blaster in Wal-Mart's bathroom with a m1billion smoke bomb

by Peterfitzwell July 14, 2015

brain blast

a sudden burst of intuitive insight based on random memories; a quick, but bright idea for an immediate resolution to whatever problem the thinker is in. Jimmy Neutron is most known for having brain blasts.

(Crocker has taken over Fairy World)
Jimmy: They're really upset. Maybe these ARE more than just holograms. That means, if they disappear, they're gone for good. I can't let that happen! I've got to do something! But, what? Come on! Think... think... THINK...
(INSIDE JIMMY'S BRAIN)
Vision of Mr. Turner: Hey, Timmy, are you ready for the big science fair?
Vision of A.J. and clones: (laughing maniacally)
Vision of wand: (floats by)
(SCENE LEAVES JIMMY'S BRAIN)
Jimmy: BRAIN BLAST!

by DanMat6288 December 17, 2004

flutter-blast

A long, powerful fart that causes farter's cheeks to smack against each other.

Next time you have a flutter-blast to cut, please point your ass away from me.

by LaughingAloud September 10, 2005

Blast Techno

Used at the end of a sequence of events while story telling to convey anger or frustration.

Comes from the story of some guy who works at target food court, has a customer come in at closing and orders a ton of food, then changed her mind because it's not organic. He has to stay late due to this, is angry and blasts techno on the drive home.

Hungry. Go to fridge. Find bacon. Smells like feet. Blast Techno

by broccolina January 23, 2011

blastissimo

Very loud; even louder fortississmo

I only know because I'm a Bass Clarinet and when my director tells the band to play fortississmo I intentionally play way louder just to piss him off. blastissimo

by BassClarinetsGiveYouLife2016 October 29, 2015

rhino blast

When receiving oral sex from a lady-friend, pulling about before orgasm and ejaculating into the nose of the lucky recipient.

Shit, I just got a severe rhino blast from Wes. You got any Kllenex?

by wesman July 13, 2004