Bloopsquinker

Those exotic fruits that you do t know the name of

Whant a bloopsquinker

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Blooper Reels

What I call a homo-sapien who is a water monkey who choked an earth snake.

Person 1: Are you a water monkey who choked an earth snake?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Blooper Reels

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ruby: "Whoopsie i think i did a bloopsies”

Bloopsies by SP33DC0r3 August 8, 2025

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A flangelic blooper is a blonde who doesn't realize they are not in the Wizard of Oz as Dorothy.

Mel - Blonde, red slippers, red stick.

'LOOK I'M DOROTHY!!!!'

Me - 'Stop being a Flangelic blooper'

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When a guy puts his boogers in a girls vagina and eats them out

I gave a girl a Russian blooper last night after the bar

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every time a president mispronounces words like George W. Bush frequently did in his presidency to relate to laymen.

W. was smarter than Barack Obama but had a Bush Blooper periodically.

Bush blooper by Coop Dupe November 23, 2019

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The act of pooing in which the poo is roughly the consistency of soft serve yogurt, perhaps with toppings or perhaps without.

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“I need to ooze a blooper,” I told my wife, who rolled her eyes in response

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