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Bloner

This is when a firecracker is inserted into a man's urethra and detonated.
Someone told me that Jim got a bloner last night and his life will never be the same.
by Beverly Dingus Giddon April 12, 2013
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Suicide Bonger

When somebody takes a huge rip off of a bong and there is lots of smoke and loud coughs as the result and everybody in the room takes notice.
She took such a huge rip off of that bong and now there is tons of smoke and coughing and everybody is paying attention to how much smoke and coughing there is she is now a "Suicide Bonger"
by SBSander October 10, 2008
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Bloggerazzi

An individual that waits for authors of popular blogs to post new enteries so that they can be the first to leave a comment.
Becka:
people will post on boards or comments etc, with just "FIRST" or "Top Ten" because they're there before everyone else

Becka:
it's the i'm better than you because i posted first on dooce's website today blah blah blah-coughloser-

Jay:
Never heard of it.

Becka:
you're lucky

Becka:
'its annoying, most of the time turns into a shit slinging fest between comment people because people are pissed they weren't first

Becka:
it's argueing on the internet at it's worst

Becka:
fucking retards

Jay:
Sounds like a new term needs to be coined... "Bloggerazzi"

Becka:
haha indeed

Jay:
I wonder if you and I can trademark that word... and then unleash it onto the internet.
by The Sheepshagger November 2, 2005
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blanger

A kind of bra for the male population, worn on the inside of the pants.
JF: Good grief…look at those nuts… I wonder how you manage not stepping on them Jeff?
JW: Well I use a blanger of course!
JF: A what? Blanger?
JW: Yeah a blanger…OMG country folk… It’s a kind of bra that I wear on the inside of my pants..a ball hanger FFS….You get it? BALLHANGER…..BLANGER….
by Miltbrann January 2, 2009
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bloggering

the act of pretending to be a blogger while you're a mere time-waster with too much crappy stuff on your head that none of your friends wants to hear about.
Should not be confused with blogging which is the actual action of keeping a blog.

-Hey, what's up? Blogging again?
-Nah, not really..bloggering actually..I called you last night to tell you about my new theory of everything, cause I had such a "blast" of inspiration and blah blah blah..and you didn't pick it up, so I had to "relieve" myself somewhere, u know.
- ......(telephone signal)
by VickyB February 5, 2009
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Blingerbonk

Silly/goofy sounding sounds; i.e. skrunkly, yippee, zoinks, kablam, etc.
"He got hit by a train and everyone there immediately said 'BLINGERBONK!!!' in excitement"
by epicgamer40000 December 28, 2022
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Blogerty

An awkward seminal situation. Perfect for describing that awkward moment when you spunk on your t-shirt.
Man A: ''I had a wank at that wedding in the toilets and managed to spunk on my shirt, I couldn't believe it!''

Man B: ''Ooo Mate was it Blogerty?!''
Man A: ''It certainly was!''
by Malecomejones January 23, 2012
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