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blowjobs after marriage

Blowjobs after marriage are like Bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself.
by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006
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wife blowjob

When the person giving a blowjob Feels like they have to do it as opposed to wanting to. More than likely spits, if it even gets that far. She could at least be courteous and let him finish even if she does spit! Just plain rude if you ask me
The blowjob I received last night was more like a Wife blowjob
by tigg56 August 3, 2015
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Blue Blowjob

When a girl/guy deepthroats your cock for so long to the point in which her face changes a deep blue colour.
Anthony:"Damn man, you know Felicia?"
Josh:"Yeah"
Anthony:"She gave me a HELLA fine blue blowjob last night, I was afraid she was gonna black out on me."
Josh:"Nice, that's how you get things DONE around here."
by TheInfamousDuck July 21, 2016
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Earnest Blowjob

Also called an earnest blowie or an earnie.

A type of blowjob given on a Sunday night while eating breakfast. The blowjob is served with both hands behind the back, at a slow pace, with eye contact half the time. Low-tempo background music is suggested.
Example: "Hey Job I heard your wife is giving earnest blowjobs these days!"
Job: "Yes."
by Splatter Spree November 16, 2017
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blowjob in a parking lot

the lowest of the low on the skank rating scale. usually reseved to the attention starved stripper type with low self esteem that's trying to get on every cock she sees not belonging to the disillusioned loser who thinks he's actually dating her and actually thinks he is her boyfriend.
Man who the fuck does that girl think she is walking around like she's all that!!?!? Meanwhile everyone knows she's nothing more than a blowjob in a parking lot!
by O.G. Junior Mint May 30, 2008
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Blowjob Blues

A term used to describe the emotion that a man experiences when he can not achieve an orgasm from a blowjob.
Guy 1: "Hey how was Carol last night? ;D"
Guy 2: Man, I'm so depressed. I got the blowjob blues ):"
by Robert on Toast January 7, 2011
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Brojob

Your boy has tragically gained repetive strain injuries in both of his wrists, give him a blowy. It ain’t gay if it’s between bros.
Brojob no problem
Oooh my wrists hurt. You have to help me

Hold tight my man, I got you my brother it’s brojob time ‘slurp’
by Benbo swaggings November 23, 2017
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