A rare phenomenon wherein the affected person can not find the item they are looking for in the refrigerator, despite looking directly at it several times. Affects more than one in seven married men.
Husband: Why are we always out of ketchup?
Wife: What are you talking about it's literally right in front of your face!
Husband: Oh, no... I have ketchup blindness.
Wife: Noooooooo!
Wife: What are you talking about it's literally right in front of your face!
Husband: Oh, no... I have ketchup blindness.
Wife: Noooooooo!
by jeorb87 December 10, 2020
Get the Ketchup Blindness mug.Boss: Why were you an hour and a half late for work???
Anon: Sorry, my time blindness makes me forget I have things to do in an timely fashion. Sorry!
Boss: Sorry! You're fired. Do better in future jobs please.
Anon: Sorry, my time blindness makes me forget I have things to do in an timely fashion. Sorry!
Boss: Sorry! You're fired. Do better in future jobs please.
by LimeSenpai October 14, 2023
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A rare condition that your partner expects you to have. When you become married/in a serious relationship, they expect you to become blind toward everyone but them. In other words, they would rather your eyes linger on no one else's boobs but theirs.
Tom: Whoa! Look at her! I would tear that ass UP!
Sally: Tom! You're supposed to have matrimonial blindness!
Sally: Tom! You're supposed to have matrimonial blindness!
by Ana Kruua June 11, 2008
Get the matrimonial blindness mug.When Champion, a small child desperately seeking attention and validation from older, respected people is brushed aside. They seek to curry favour but most often fail miserably. Usually through the making up of outlandish lies. Also known as a chronic bedwetter.
Chedburn: I think I have banner blindness to you Champion
Champion: wtf does that even mean
Chedburn: My brain skips past everything you say heh
Champion: wtf does that even mean
Chedburn: My brain skips past everything you say heh
by Ali [torn] April 2, 2017
Get the banner blindness mug.A person afflicted with text blindness is so absorbed by walking and texting that they have lost the ability to see oncoming danger.
Text blindness had the dumbass wandering out into trafic. She didn't even see the car coming until they honked!
by lord_blackdragon September 16, 2009
Get the Text Blindness mug.The propensity of some longtime residents to lose perspective about how good they have it compared to most of the world (and other, less privileged SF residents) and start complaining about trivial shit. SFEB often sets in during the fifth year of living in San Francisco and becomes incurable by the tenth year.
"God damn it! I just missed the N Judah. Now I have to wait four minutes for the next one! MUNI IS THE WORST PUBLIC TRANSIT SYSTEM EVER!!! AAAAARGH!!!"
"Sounds like somebody has a case of San Francisco Entitlement Blindness!"
"Sounds like somebody has a case of San Francisco Entitlement Blindness!"
by boytshikl February 3, 2013
Get the San Francisco Entitlement Blindness mug.When fully grown women who should know better wear clothing that is fundamentally mismatched, i.e., a striped skirt and a plaid blouse.
That fat cow of a lady over there is wearing a plaid skirt with a striped scarf. She obviously has female pattern blindness.
by Feliz the Great January 19, 2005
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