Crotch-bleeder

another name for a woman

Monica is such a dirty crotch-bleeder.

by Travis7137 February 22, 2008

justin bieber banana bleeder

Its when a man inserts a banana half way into a a girls vagina durring a heavy period then lick the period blood off the end of the banana.

Susan is a crazy slut, she wanted me to do a justin bieber banana bleeder last night

by tk4life420 June 12, 2014

bleeder

what happens when you are peeing and you zip up your pants too fast before you get a chance to make sure your balls are safely protected by your boxers; made popular in the movie There's Something About Mary

Pete zipped his balls right into his zipper teeth and ripped his sack open;his balls almost fell onto the floor making it a pretty serious bleeder.

Lavernius heard screaming from the bathroom and thought it might have been a bleeder; when she went to check it out her suspicions were confirmed by Reginald screaming in pain with his hand over his bloody nut sac.

by Sean Lock Romulux November 2, 2006

Beeded

When your drunk off beer and high.

Yo, I was "beeded" at that party last night!

by g5369 February 8, 2009

Bleemed

A euphoic state brought on by mixing sleep deprivation with alcohol and/or marijuana. Often leads to extreme fatigue, a reduced vocabulary, and low interest in social situations.

No thanks, I’m bleemed.

by Mort Mortimer August 18, 2018

Soul Bleeder

An overly emotional and/or dramatic person; a person who is always in some sort of emotional crisis. A soul bleeder is not the same as someone who is "emo" or "goth"; they are usually normal looking people; the type of person who writes sad poems to perform at open mic night, or someone who blogs about how every part of their day is a tragedy. A soul bleeder typically uses sympathy and/or guilt to ensure they are the constant center of attention.

"I was sitting on the front porch, in the middle of the night, and I collected my tears in a jar to give to you, to show you how much I miss you since you left me...."
- Soul Bleeder

by Ladypirate February 5, 2010

Speed-Bleeder

noun. A human female who has a short time of menstruation. This usually constitutes a shorter "blowjob week", but also rejoice in her male counterpart upon discovery that intercourse may resume more expediently than expected.

John: You're still bleeding, aren't you.
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder

by leahclarkbutler August 19, 2011