bleated

When your dipshit friend tries to spell belated...

Happy bleated birthday joe!!!!!

by Zaaboomafu December 20, 2017

Blazed

A Variation Of Stoned, Achieved After Smoking Gratuitous Amounts Of Ganja

Nathan Was So Blazed Last Night

by Philip Megatropolis July 1, 2009

blazed

the word 'blazed' is used by an onlooker in a comeback argument.
it is said to make the statement said to upset someone to make them feel even more unhappy.
'blazed' can be replaced with words such as 'ripped'.

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Your so fat, when you wear a yellow jumper, people in the streets shout 'TAXI'
Guy 2: *shocked, cant comeback*
Guy 3 to Guy 2: whayyyyy! mate you just got blazed!

by noartificialcolors June 20, 2009

Blazed

a word used to exagerate another being corrected or put in their place after making a foolish error or saying something stupid.

'so get blazzzzzzed'
'you got blazed there mate'

by blazzing squad lmao July 26, 2004

bl-blazed

taking the meaning of blazed to a whole new level, meaning you are just THAT blazed.

Tom: Lets see a movie! I love 3D movies when im blazed!

David: Wait man, I dont know if I could do that, im bl-blazed!

by baffoooon23 September 10, 2009

Blazed

When you are stoned or getting stoned or taking an banned substance

If you see a mate you get 'blazed' with.
or to a mate "Are you getting 'blazed' tonight. or if you are smoking the drug right then, then your 'blazin'

by Anthony Facey April 2, 2009

blazed

see wordwasted/word, wordbombed/word, wordsmashed/word

I was smoking tomato leaves, but I was so blazed already I didn't notice

by James September 8, 2003