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anal bleach

The cosmetic bleaching of the anus, to acheive a cleaner more aesthetic look.
I love to toss salad when a girl gets a fresh anal bleaching!
by Twitch801 November 22, 2007
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Brain Bleach

A fictional 'bleach' is used to erase unwanted memories, usually of something traumatizing that was seen or heard.

Similar to 'Eye Bleach', but instead it clears memories instead of just vision.
Guy 1: Oh my god, I just saw a land whale in pink stretch pants!

Guy 2: Here, take my gallon of brain bleach, you're gonna need it!
by Inkspills July 7, 2009
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Brain Bleach

Much like Eye Bleach, it is the only cure to when somehting so terribly awful stains your gray matter. Used when Eye Bleach, and steel wool are just not d*mned good enough.
-That's so terrible I need eye bleach!!
-Eye bleach?! I need BRAIN BLEACH!!
by Rupert L. Duffy December 17, 2007
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Blarched

To be blarched is to be high, usually on marijuana. To be stoned, blazed, and completely fucked up. The state of euphoria one feels after smoking joints, fat-ass blunts, or toking bongs.
Man we were in drivers ed class and this kid came in blarched out of his mind.
Yo man that kid is soooo blarched take a look at his eyes!!
by Philbo123456 July 22, 2008
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brain bleach

What one might need in order to erase a particularly nasty memory or image.
Dang, there's just not enough brain bleach to get the image of Lucille in stretch pants out of my mind!
by Steve F July 20, 2008
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Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)

A man ejaculates on a woman's dark hair roots and follows this with the wiping of his penis on her eyebrows.
The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.

Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
by SlimShady600 November 18, 2010
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body bleach

When someone beats there meat and gets there creamy goodness on there black shirt.
Josh has body bleach stains all over that shit.
by cooldude842 July 22, 2010
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