Lassie-blaster

Michael Vick's favorite on-the-field weapon.

It had become way too common a theme in Michael Vick's life...

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??"

It was 4th down. Fido just wasn't doing his job. Neither was Fluffy. Spuds was already out with an injured leg. Obviously, these were dogs and not men - none of them was prepared for the battle on the field.

Mike took out his Lassie-blaster and took care of business...

by Bobb Barker September 21, 2007

Baby Blaster

Gun that Blast baby with 1 shot

Man i used my baby blaster to shoot that fucker in the tummy

by Yeerrrrr October 01, 2021

Berry Blaster

Where a fine young stud finds a lovely piece of meat and proceeds to put his nose on her clit and place his hard tongue inside the vag, while doing a motorboat like motion to it. Causing an ultimate orgasm and possible squirtation.

Mimi Keene: You wouldn’t believe what happened to me last night, I finally got Berry blasted by the ultimate blaster Ethan Berry!!

Megan Fox: I’m so jealous I’ve been waiting for the Berry Blaster my whole life!

by Jenny got Blasted January 10, 2022

fanny blaster

(British) A very large penis able to blast fannies into the middle of next week.

I can barely walk after last night! The guy I picked up had a right fanny blaster on him!

by Honeybunny99 February 20, 2017

bowl blaster

An extremely loud, smelly fart. It doesn't necessarily have to be done on the toilet bowl.

I just had some Mexican food, so you know I'm going to have a bowl blaster soon!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

Aids blaster

Slang term for a black man's penis.

Simultaneously manages to associate black males with both guns and aids. Truly brilliant.

His friends laughed when the young negro pulled his aids blaster out of the blonde's ass and shot her in the face.

by ishigotori November 29, 2012

Dragon Blaster

In the middle of having one's salad tossed. One will quickly grab the head of the tosser and hold it tightly in place. Then will proceed to shoot diarrhea into their mouth with such pressure that it comes out of their nose.

She'll kill me if she ever sees me again because I gave her a dragon blaster. To make it worse, I ate spicy Thai food first.

by solardave July 27, 2010