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blame it on the goose

an expression used defend one's actions under a state of inebriation that one wouldn't normally do under sober circumstances
Matt:"Dude, what was up with u last night at the club? U were so hammered, falling all over the place and trying pick up this hideous 300 lbs chick, then tried to start a fight with the bouncer!"
Steve"I dunno man, blame it on the goose!"
by torontobarbie July 1, 2009
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barmillen

Half way between drunk and buzzed. Coined circa 1995 in Erie, PA. Derived from the two last names of those who were drunk and buzzed. A third individual described himself as "barmillen," not yet drunk, but way past buzzed.
I was sitting in Gazzo's basement deciding whether to have another beer or not. Since I was only barmillen, I thought I could afford to have another.
by Sloshwaukee September 9, 2005
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bearmonkey

The bearmonkey is a euphemism for a hangover. One usually receives a visit from the bearmonkey after a long night of drinking way too much alcohol.

The bearmonkey is a creature that sneaks into your room at night and slaps you around, fucks up your hair, presses on your eyeballs, shits in your mouth and steals all of your money.

The day after a visit from the bearmonkey, one usually has bloodshot eyes, feels like crap and looks like crap, has terrible dry mouth, stinky breath and can't figure out where all the money in his wallet went.
Boss: "You look like shit today!"
Employee: "Yeah, I got a visit from the bearmonkey last night."
by biomechanic April 15, 2007
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blame foolishness

Completely lacking forethought or caution.

An utterance used by Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn
Example 1:
Susan: Let's go to the cinema to watch 'P.S. I love you'.

Kevin: That's just blame foolishness

Example 2:
"You don't have to get up, mornings, and you don't have to go to school, and wash, and all that blame foolishness."
by Kevin Redrobe June 23, 2008
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barmonize

To harmonize with the band from the safety of your bar stool, preferably loud and off-key.
I love to barmonize with the band while drinking, but I hate it when they ask me to stop.
by bermzies October 28, 2015
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blame puberty

phrase for blaming things like webkinzcomet on, meaning the hormones were making you think "that way" ;)

some people may also want to thank puberty for it, depending on how they feel
It's not my fault, frickin blame puberty!!
No it's ok, we should thank it ;)
by Vicious_Vuhjaina January 30, 2016
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blamble

Among their mad ravings were scattered disparate blambles and frivolities, which, even out of context would never have made sense to any but the most bizarre minds.
by scrabble dictionary March 3, 2017
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