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birkenshlock

Imitation alternative-health merchandise, pseudo-spiritual chochkas, and cheap novelty accessories offered at most open-air fairs and by two-bit street vendors in college towns.

It's a take-off on the classic Birkenstock shoes. The original Birkenstocks are high-quality foot-wear worth anyone's money. The fakes for $20 fall to bits in two weeks' time. By extension, any street fair has stalls of well-made goods created chiefly by local craftsmen and craftswomen, and then also those stalls offering vastly inferior import trinkets and poser products fronting to be the real deal.
"This fair used to be good, but now there are mostly fly-by-nighters trying to palm off greasy pizza and birkenshlock."
by focus5 June 22, 2009
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Birkenstoked

The instance when a hippie-type is extremely excited.

Originated from the fact that hippie's are known for wearing the shoe brand BIRKENSTOCK; and "Stoked" is surfer/stoner slang for "excited"
HIPPIE 1: "DID YOU GET ANY WEED LAST NIGHT!?

HIPPIE 2: "OH MAN, I GOT 4 GRAMS, I'M SO BIRKENSTOKED!"
by Miss Mafia May 12, 2009
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The Birks

An STD transmitted from tainted water
My balls are itchy doctor told me I have the birks
by Gacy Dahmer February 12, 2019
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Birkenrock

1. Originally meant to refer to the type of pop-folk music one might hear from artists and bands that would play at Lilith Fair, i.e. mostly acoustic music with supposedly deep meanings. So named because fans of this style of music were known to be passionate about wearing Birkenstock shoes in the late 90's when Birkenrock was the genre du jour.

2. Now, the word is expanded to also include slightly more testosterone-laden acts (but only slightly). In addition to the Lilith acts, acoustic male acts that a little bit too positive to be emo are Birkenrock.
Angela owns every Indigo Girls bootleg ever made. She's really into that Birkenrock.
by Golfhaus January 9, 2005
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Birkonian

An indiviaul that hails frm the town of Birkenhead in Merseyside, UK.
I'm not a fookin' scouser, I'm a birkonian ya pillock
by Shalroth May 23, 2005
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birkendyke

A subculture of LesbiaNation who favors 70's lesbian-feminist fashion - birkenstocks (or Tevas, if she's outdoorsy), flannel shirts, and levi's. Often vegan/vegetarian and likes womyn's music of the Cris Williamson/Holly Near variety.
"Did you see all the birkendykes at the bluegrass festival?"
by SheyF February 27, 2006
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birkan

a sweet and open boy.
appears one in a billion.
Melanie :"hey do you know birkan?"
Selina :"yeah everybody loves him"
by Cakeboy December 31, 2016
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