Bro Blow

When two completely straight friends haven't had sex or anything with a girl in a long time, so they relieve each others tension by giving each other a blow job, but it is only considered gay if you don't say no homo.

JW: Hey man it has been a while since I have been with a girl, so do you think you can give me a bro blow? No homo.

GC: Ya man of course I got you I mean you are my best friend and all plus you did say no homo so it's not gay.

by He_Man December 12, 2015

dry blow

Performing oral sex after doing a cinnamon challenge and eating climbing chalk.

"Duuuuddde that ratchet hoe gave me a dry blow, it was kinda painful."

by The great Ratslof April 29, 2014

naruto blow job

A naruto themed blowjob is actually not even a blowjob.

It's you imagining getting one, but you "Believe It!"

Yo man, did she give you a Naruto blow job?
You better believe it.

by Leeroyyyy April 11, 2017

where's the blow

When you can't find the fucking cocaine.

WIFE: Honey, our dog died.
HUSBAND: Where's the blow?
WIFE: This isn't funny.
HUSBAND:I said where's the fuckin blow.

by Ass Eater 69 November 17, 2017

ma mango is to blow up

ma mango is to blow up and act like i don no nobody ay. arharharharhar

ma mango is to blow up

by krakhead chikle January 4, 2019

Blow Your Mouth's Mind

That feeling when you eat something so amazing and desquishious that your tastebuds can't comprehend what's happening. Mind blown… but in your mouth. The act of your mouth exploding after a bite of My/Mochi Ice Cream.

Ice cream is cool and all…but there’s just something about chewing your ice cream that can Blow Your Mouth's Mind.

by wakemeuplater April 9, 2021

Gonna Blow

When you eat too much that you can’t contain what’s inside your belly.

When your stomach explodes.

Boyfriend: “Wow, you ate so much. Look at the size of your stomach!”

Girlfriend: “Ooooh-*BURP* Babe, take me to the doctor, I think I’m gonna blow!”
Kaboom!

by BigBodyTyrone August 25, 2021