biff

1. A girl who when seen while fast-forwarding appears to be smokin', but when watched at regular video speed, is found to be unattractive.

2. A girl who could possibly be attractive when seen while fast-forwarding, but is unattractive normally.

I went back to watch the commercial, but it turned out she was just a biff.

by Love Rhino December 20, 2010

biff

really cheap nasty clothes.like one of those shirts with chinese symbols on it.

" your clothes are so biff what are you doing you bif-tech"

by sean January 30, 2005

biff

n. Any general act of stupidity or misfortune. Oftentimes a directly the result of the person's action.

V. The act of making a biff.

"He biffed really bad this time."
"You shoulda seen him biff when he tried to talk to that girl."

n.
"You really biffed that test."
"That was a hardcore biff."
v.
"He biffed really bad this time."
"You shoulda seen him biff when he tried to talk to that girl."

by Second Elliot Skankies March 28, 2005

biff

a woman with 2 butts, one in the back and one in the front

Person #1: Damn my spanish teacher is such a fat lard.
Person #2: I know. She's a biff.

by quimbybooker September 23, 2006

biff

The Bit between your balls and your bum!
(Medical Term-Perineum)

Its a hot day, your wearing jeans and your sweating 'God my biff is well chaffed'.

by Dee Magennis April 23, 2005

biff it

to fall down in a spectacularly embarassing manner

whoa, you biff it like, twice a day on those stairs

by ipodgurl January 03, 2008

biffe's

Plural for best friend.

Jesh that girl has many biffe's!

by Alleerrssss January 26, 2007