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the biden touch

The opposite of The Midas Touch. When everything you touch rapidly turns to shit.
COVID, the southern border, inflation, energy, now Afghanistaneverything this president touches is a disaster, he has The Biden Touch.
by ajpolo August 16, 2021
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Hidin' like Biden

Staying away from people because you don't want to answer tough questions
Kamala won't do any interviews, she's hidin' like Biden.
by Legendary Ego October 15, 2020
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Bidenomics

An economic theory by the Biden/Harris administration that focuses on destroying the economy through inflation, taxation, and corruption.

Can also be used as a synonym for corruption, or math that doesn't make any sense
E.g. 1: Bidenomics got us $6 gas

E.g. 2: My savings have been wiped away from Bidenomics.
E.g. 3: No money for infrastructure, but another $10 billion for Ukraine is classic Bidenomics!
by Dani from Mexico June 28, 2023
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Rusty Biden

When your engaged in a wrestling style grapple and you slip a finger into your opponents butthole.
His ground and pound game was going really well until he received that devastating Rusty Biden. Then it was game over.
by Guido and The Guy April 6, 2019
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bidemi

sexy to the bone; One fine ass chick; something everyone wants
wow... that is a bidemi right there;
by oneguylike.dat June 29, 2009
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Full Body Bidet

Post-defecation shower utilized to bring back the "full body clean" feeling desired by all.

Occasionally wiping just won't cut it and leaves people feeling dirty. Rather than plugging away, clogging the toilet with TP and chafing your arse, just jump in the shower.
While serving aboard the USS Oklahoma City (SSN 723) and standing ERLL watch, I had to drop a deuce in a bucket.

Once my defecation was complete, I disposed of the deuce in the aft sump and made Rappy pump it to the bilge collection tank. That really stunk up the engine room!

After watch was over, I felt dirty. Suddenly I realized that I should take a Full Body Bidet to restore my desired "Full Body Clean" feeling.
by MeEnergia March 2, 2010
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biden stew

Mostly water with a few noodles and ketchup for color.
All I can afford to eat with this inflation is a bowl of Biden stew
by Sailboat dude November 28, 2021
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