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Bimbos

Young women, whose IQ is no match for their, how to put this delicately..aesthetic qualities.

Often obsessed with boys and clothes, generally blonde, but there are exceptions.

Usually hang around with other bimbos.

U can spot them easily, they are likely to be in a big group of girls that all look the same and are laughing hysterically. Big breasts are, look, I would say unnecessary, but preferred.

Long story short: A physically attractive, but unintelligent woman.

example of a Bimbo: Paris Hilton
JACK PACKAGE: Damn man, you can't be in love with her and still be sleeping with every bimbo on the planet.
ROBERT GREY: Bro, if I have to choose between bimbos and her, I would choose bimbos.

JACK: What?
ROBERT: Look, broski, bimbos make me happy. Bimbos make me feel alive. They make me want to pretend to be a better man. At the end of the day, my heart belongs to bimbos.

JACK: That's just a defense mechanism man, coz you're afraid of gettin' hurt. You're just confused.
ROBERT: Oh, I'm not confused broski. You know who is confused? Bimbos. They're easily confused. That's one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant, trusting stares, their sluggish, unencumbered minds, their unresolved daddy issues. I love them man, and they love me, through thick and thin. Mostly thin.
by R0BERT GREY February 16, 2019
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bioshock

An amazing next gen game made by 2k, where you, a middle aged man, travels to an underwater 'world' called Rapture, in which you get attacked by various creatures, most of them being "Splicers", but also the "Big Daddy", who protects the demon girls you meet up with throughout the game. Bioshock is now out for Xbox 360 and PC.
Person 1: Hey man, what's that you're playing?

Person 2: Oh, it's the new game Bioshock...it friggin owns dude.

Person 1: Sweet, how much is it?

Person 2: 50$

Person 1: NICE!
by coolperson336 August 28, 2007
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Biosexual

When you love everything including men,women,dogs,tress, turtles , you name it
Victor is biosexual since he cant decide if he likes boys or girls , so he loves inanimate objects and trees
by hectic hector June 28, 2011
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Bioshocker

Dude, chick's in the hospital. Someone gave her the Bioshocker.
by Andrew the Amazing July 14, 2011
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Biros

aka, Chocolate Thunder, Bear Claw

About:
A Biros is a harry yeti type beast, who feeds on small woodland animals and Bush Light. You may find a Biros seeking refuge in a small structure adjacent to his cave. When the Biros is not taking refuge, you may find him relaxing in a small body of water that he created by digging into the earth with his sharpened jaws. The Biros is a great climber, he sits and waits for his prey to approach while perched in a tree or atop a large rock. The Biros is also a great swimmer; he is able to swim up to 70 fathoms with out needing to take a breath and top swimming speeds of 40 nautical knots.

Sex:
The Biros is usually a calm creature, but during mating session (January – July, restarts September – December) or in the month of August can be very aggressive. The Biros has a big sexual apatite, although unsure; the Biros will mate with anything that moves or doesn’t move.
“Oh look it’s a Biros, I hope its not mating season.”
by Chomp192er May 26, 2010
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Biostitute

A biologist who works purely for the money. Similar to an archaeostitute.
Biostitutes need to use protection, too.
by Garett Thomas September 12, 2006
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BigOstrichAssTangler

One who tangles the asses of big ostriches.
EX: I was at the zoo and i saw a a ostrich get its ass tangled by a BigOstrichAssTangler. It was crazy!!

EX 2: Child: Mom what's happening with that ostrich?

Mom: Its having its ass destroyed by a BigOstrichAssTangler
by SickMindz May 16, 2014
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