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bible-thumper

(So called because some evangelists literally thump their Bibles to emphasize important parts of a sermon.)

A person whose religious beliefs include strict adherence to the Bible. He is likely to deliver angry sermons to anyone who believes differently, even if that "difference" means belonging to a church that disagrees with his interpretation of Scriptures.
DeeDee's co-workers called her a Bible-thumper after she tacked gospel tracts onto the office bulletin board.
by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 23, 2006
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Conservative Bible Project

A project by the horribly biased wiki Conservapedia in an attempt to 'remove' liberal 'bias' in the bible by retranslating it. It removes the story of the Adulteress in the New Testament, and changes 'thou shall not kill' into 'thou shall not murder', thus in turn promoting the beating up of women who get raped (just like Saudi Arabia) advocating the cruel and unusual death penalty. I heard there's going to be more horrible things.
The idiots at Conservapedia have decided to corrupt the word of the Lord by creating the Conservative Bible Project.
by Anonymous /religions/ October 12, 2009
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Bible boner

When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.
Wow, Pastor Greg really enjoys platonic company with Tiffany, I think he has a full-blown bible boner!
by Rotten Apple A&E November 23, 2018
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bible of gayness

The bible that describes all gay actions and all the ways to find a gay man. It also teaches you how to be gay. People often says its gay to read this bible, but it is still a great idea when you are gay and you don't know how to find people like you.
by Dieu Poulet January 13, 2021
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biblichor

The distant, faint and musty smell of old books. A pleasant smell to say the least.
This place has a nice biblichor smell to it
by Despair_Queen August 31, 2021
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Bibby Stockholm Syndrome

Like Stockholm Syndrome, but more affordable to the UK taxpayer.

Cost to the State further reduced by the confirmed presence of Legionella. All being well the same ought to reduce (in the most permanent way) those suffering with Bobby Stockholm Syndrome by c. 10%.
Prime Minister: ‘How can we sell Bibby Stockholm Syndrome to the base?’

Home Secretary: ‘Simple! Unlike that woke nonsense “Stockholm Syndrome”, Bibby Stockholm Syndrome has a 10% chance of resulting in the genuine death of the captive!’

Prime Minister: ‘You’ve done it again!’
by PsyduckPsays August 15, 2023
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biblical sense

to have sexual relations with; often used when asked if you "know" somebody. if you know someone in the biblical sense, you have had sex or sexual relations with them.
mike: so, how well do you know amy?
tommy: well i don't know her in the biblical sense or anything, but we've hung out a few times.
by atotheLI August 25, 2007
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