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Bedtime Biff

A Bedtime Biff is a joint or spliff that is smoked before going to bed. It is often late at night/early morning as it is commonly consumed when its light outside. A Bedtime Biff can also be referred to as an illegal Bedtime, A Bedtime, or an illegal Venger.
Its getting light outside innit
"I'm tempted to roll my Bedtime Biff
by Venger for tea February 8, 2019
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benderific

When an object or phrase is annoying or bad
Well that statement is benderific
by JSpoo February 9, 2021
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Bender Bending Rodrieguez

Bender Is Our Robot Lord.

BENDER IS MADE OF:
An Iron-Osmium alloy with a 5% nickel impurity
20%Zinc
40%Titanium
40% Dolomite

BENDER SAYS:
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

BENDER SAYS:
"I came here with a simple dream. A dream, of killing all humans. And is this how it must end? I ask you, who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I.

BENDER SAYS:
"BITE MY SHINY, METAL ASS!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Amen.
FRY: Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy new-years costume...?

BENDER: Bite my shiny metal ass!
by Skinny Pierre February 20, 2005
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bend a biscuit

The act of passing a bowel movement, see also "drop a deuce", "pinch a loaf", "drop the kids off at the pool", "stock the lake with brown trout"
Dude, I need to bend a biscuit bad, I've got a turtle head pokin' out.
by dilligasty August 19, 2008
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round the bend

Colloquial British English slang for losing one's sanity.
"She's sending me round the bend!" or "Why'd you throw out a perfectly good steak? Have you gone round the bend?!"
by Gangis May 22, 2008
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spaghetti bender

An Italian. A Wop. A Dago. A Guinea.
Luigi can't stop shouting and waving his hands because he's a spaghetti bender.
by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005
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bend over

a term used sexually meaning to get ready to be fucked
usually used by a male to a female
bend over bitch
by Mr X 321 February 26, 2009
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