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bender

1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.

2. A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not straight.

3. The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama.
1. What? Monday off?! I'll be on a three-day bender.

2. In the '70s, no one knew Elton was a bender.

3. "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
by AJ Barrow July 15, 2008
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Bender in a Bun

A mouth-watering, all-pork sausage, served curled in a white bun with cheese, sliced tomato, onions and ketchup.
''Nowhere does sausage anymore. I'm really craving a good meaty one''

''Nah mate, I went down to Wimpy's and had a Bender in a Bun yesterday''
by Moly&Durgs May 13, 2013
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hetro bender

The ability to turn an otherwise "straight" person, making them gain a ticket for the gay bus for unspecified period of time.
have you met her? She's turned more woman than she's had hot dinners. She's a right hetro bender
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yoyo bender

This is when a group of farmies who go into the yoyo comic con and rave over the best yoyo to ever exist. It is also a competition to see who can bend like the craziest yoyo. This is called the yoyo bender comp.
1:yo bro you seen this yoyo

2:ye bro its sick brotha, can you bend like that yoyo brotha, you can do the yoyo bender comp!
1:ye brotha, i'm slick
by bored-in-health January 20, 2020
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screaming bender

an over the top gay man, referring to the result of taking a large one up the chuff
he's a right screaming bender he is.
by franz krippler June 11, 2006
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beeders

extremely bad luck, in a funny kind of way (for your friends, not for you obviously!)
"Beeders Neil, that bird hates you"
by Bryan Chalmers December 6, 2006
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bender buffin

COMING FROM THE ROOT WORD "BENDER" WHICH IS BRITISH FOR GAY FELLOW AND BUFFIN MEANING FELLATIO OR SUCKING OF THE PENIS.
ALLEN'S BOYFRIEND CALLS HIM A BENDER BUFFIN.
ALLEN'S PARENTS ARE ASHAMED OF THEIR BENDER BUFFIN.
by BRITCASE June 12, 2009
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