speaking Belgian

To belch a lot and/or to speak while belching.

Scotty Evil is great at speaking Belgian. Last week, he read Genesis Chapter One while speaking Belgian.

by Dr. Cris Brosis, Spermaphrodite July 14, 2006

Belgian Curve

Extreme upward curvature of the penis.

"That guy's dick curves quite a lot... He has a mad belgian curve."

by Colin S. June 13, 2007

Belgian Goggles

Where a gentleman places his testicles over the eyes of his sexual partner(s).

"I gave the missus the belgian goggles last night
She didn't put up too much of a fight"

by Dr Suits June 22, 2008

Belgian Waffle

when a person or organisation acts like they appreciate someone or a group of people, only to actively antagonize them whenever possible.

originates from the internal codename for when nintendo literally stalked a DS(i) homebrew developer.

Person 1: "Did you hear about how nintendo took down another smash tourny? i thoughts they liked the players?"

person 2: "Yeah I know dude, total Belgian Waffle"

by CoolStarDood December 21, 2020

Belgian Congo

Fisting someone so deep that your hand is gone and you look like a black man under Leopold II.

Yesterday i fisted my homie so deep i belgian congoed the bitch

by Long Yun April 25, 2018

Belgian Moon

When a man nuts down another mans ass crack,holding his dick like a caulking gun and precisely lining the mans crack with nut. He then let's it dry to seal the mans cheeks together. Like grout hardending.

My ass cheeks have been stuck together for days. Ricks Belgian Moon was unreal.

by HeyBudHowAreYa August 9, 2017

Belgian rofl

A lol or rofl that goes beyond the typical and into the extraordinary. Also can be a rofl that takes place in Belgium

That joke was so funny I literally ate a belgian rofl

by TAAAAAAAAAANK March 14, 2011