Beef Curtains

When a female inserts a meat hose from Taco Bell into her vagina and sprays ground beef up there.

I wanted to smash but it smelled like she had some beef curtains.

by Jerris May 28, 2019

Beef Curtains

The Two labias covering the female vagina
(the big saggy parts that look like cheeks)

"Look bob! god that woman has saggy beef curtains!"

by Hayley is the sex July 06, 2006

Beef Curtain

When a females vagina flaps are extremely huge so they look like steaks and is rather delicious

Oh Becky had some huge beef curtains I couldn't even fuck her

Becky reminded me of a cow, oh why was she fat, no she just had a nasty beef curtain

by Thick Beef Curtains June 29, 2015

Beef Curtains

Beef Curtains N. Female Labia, Super saggy pussy lips, 80's porn star style snatch

Hey I want some hot Beef curtains smothered in fish gravy.

by C.A. November 12, 2006

Beef Curtains

Another name for the vagina lips.
vagina

guy 1: damn, Sarah had some nice beef curtains

by JesusOnABoat May 04, 2016

beef curtain

when the flesh of one's belly is able to hang over either their pants/ underclothing, and sometimes the cases are so extreme that it hangs over the dick...yes, very scary.

uh oh, do you have anything under that beef curtain?

wow, his beef curtain is so sexy!

by THIS IS THE TRUE MEANING OF BEEF CURTAIN July 01, 2007

Beef curtains

Extended and long hanging lavia, found on women that have been very sexually active.

That girl at the party, Tanner, had the longest beef curtains.

by Niglet32 July 20, 2011