Corn Beef Curtains
Corn Beef Curtains by Oh What April 21, 2008
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bbq beef curtains
The act of putting bbq sauce (or really any other condiment) on a woman's beef curtains in order to make the experience of giving face more pleasureable for the giver.
bbq beef curtains by Stampy June 21, 2004
roast beef curtains
The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s roast beef curtains can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!
2.I love rolling my wife’s roast beef curtains around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!
3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their roast beef curtains stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
2.I love rolling my wife’s roast beef curtains around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!
3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their roast beef curtains stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
roast beef curtains by smartyass March 24, 2010
Roast Beef Curtains
A word used by incels who don’t know basic anatomy and will never see a vagina outside of porn other than his mother’s.
Synonymous with “roast beef flaps”, or “meat tent”
Synonymous with “roast beef flaps”, or “meat tent”
Don: “That girl has some roast beef curtains! She must have a high body count.”
Jane: “I see you went to a catholic school.”
Jane: “I see you went to a catholic school.”
Roast Beef Curtains by Tired Feminist May 31, 2021
corned beef curtains
corned beef curtains by Mick Frappell July 14, 2006
salty beef curtains
Refers to the distended saggy looking labia on an overused and dirty pussy, just hanging there all smelly and salty.
After Jackie got double stuffed by Bobby and Roger, she wadled to the bathroom to rinse the spunk off of her salty beef curtains.
salty beef curtains by Jennifiend December 24, 2008