Beached

This happens when one is takeing a shit on the crapper and the turd ends up laying on the porcelin out of the water.

Man-Hey I was cleaning up after the party we had last night and someone beached in the down stairs toilet!

Friend-You dont mean?

Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.

by troubledemon April 2, 2009

Tête-bêche

Simultaneous reciprocation of oral sex between two partners, where each partner orally gratifies the other's genitalia.

"I'm fairly certain that the pictures of Anna playing tête-bêche with her boyfriends have stuck in Ann's mind, but she's afraid to say so or even to think of sucking my prick." -Opus Pistorum by Henry Miller

by Lincoln Weinberg August 29, 2009

Beesche

A universal "cus" word for all those that resemble beescheeness. Also, those that eat at a Bistro. 2. A really crappy french convertible car. Le Beesche.

1. Man, look at that beesche!
2. And he drops the pass. What a beesche!
3. Jaqui, call ze mechanic; Le Beesche is not working again!
4. hey check out that beesche over there... all with his shirt on all ticght and stuff.

by Nate n miles May 9, 2008

beached shark

Rancid pussy that smells like a wet cardboard box filled with expired bananas and sardines that has been sitting in the back of a Dominican grocery store since its last random inspection two years before.

Have you ever gone down on beached shark? No, you haven't. How can I tell? Your lower face is intact.

by Ramalishtic April 29, 2014

Baecher

Teacher who is also Bae.

Miss Edwards is such a Baecher

by Reemerx September 3, 2015

Beached it up

When you take your normal day in day out routine and change a significant element of it make it all fresh and new again. Beaching it up - could be you taking your department to the beach one day to run your office and explore how the new environment changes your energy, your attitude, your perspective, your collaborations. Beaching it up could be just as simple as running a meeting where you all sit on bean bag chairs in a circle ... or hitting a deck with a glass of wine for that next production meeting.

Ryan sure Beached it Up when he took us to Crystal Cove to run our brainstorming session. I could feel the energy and passion flow by everyone around us!

by MMartster May 20, 2017

belchelor

A single dude who has been unable to secure a spouse due to his loud/frequent burping.

Many belchelors may actually have quite uproarious social lives with lots of other males with crude tastes and little sensitivity about gross/disgusting noises, but few humans of the female persuasion would want to be around said voluminous burpers, since no truly genteel/dignified/self-respecting lady would be willing to "stoop that low".

by QuacksO August 18, 2018