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beating off

see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking
i love to beat off in wierd places
by rhcpgod August 12, 2003
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kate beckinsale

Jim:"who were you thinking about last night at 11:30?"
Joe:"Kate beckinsale...always"
by Toly 1337 May 5, 2006
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verbal beating

When a person verbally communicates rude words with a rude tone of voice to express their anger toward another person(s).
"Wow, Martha just gave Susan a verbal beating over the phone after she found out that she lied about being with Tom last night."
by Nena1987 January 28, 2015
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Homeboy betting

Homeboy betting (as defined by Shaquille O’Neal on Inside the NBA on TNT) is betting whether or not a team will win, without the use of a point spread system. (I.e. Betting on the warriors to win outright and not mentioning by how many points or the +6 or -6 is enough to win the bet.)
“Hey Kenny, I have a question. Warriors +6 Rockets -6, what’s all that mean; like, whatever happened to homeboy betting?” -Shaq

“That’s not how Vegas make they’re money.” Charles Barkley
by iSuckAtGamesYo May 6, 2019
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Binge Beating

When you ejaculate multiple times in a row with no breaks in between. Multiple jack sessions back to back.
I tried going to sleep but got distracted binge beating.
by Colby is your daddy February 21, 2020
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Yellow Bentines

An illegal street drug which is available in the UK and is usually sold by a 'boz boz'. Yellow Bentines are usually sold for £30 a smack but have side effects, such as the taker going on a bad 'crack handle'.

Sometimes known as Klarky Caps
Are you a boz boz? Do you have any Yellow Bentines? I'll give you £20 for a Clarky Cap. I don't want my hand to feel like a week in a lead balloon. My friend got a bad crack handle, ended up on a negative blooty and had jessop jessop jessop.
by Les Battersby March 12, 2005
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A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
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