Blastoise

The act of when you go under water and you fuck a minor and When you jizz you yell blastoise!

Girl:yes yes harder
Jizzes

Man:BLASTOISE!

by Dysduifjfg October 16, 2019

Blastoise

Blastoise is a big cat turtle pokémon with big guns on its back and it mega evolves and gets three more guns on its back and wrists. it is a water type and evolves from wartortle, which evolves from squirtle. blastoise is the best starter in my opinion

Blastoise, go!

by Hugog November 19, 2019

Beastist

Someone that performs in bestiality, and has sex with animals

"Yo Chad"
"What?"
"Did you hear about Sarah?"
"What happened?"
"Dude she's a beastist, she had sex with her dog"
"Damn bro...i'd still fuck her though"

by DrFunTimes February 9, 2020

Blastoising

Blastoising is when a person hangs their dick over their shoulder and blasts the other person with their spunk

I heard Jenny and Keith were blastoising yesterday

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Beastism

A religion focused around Mr beast.

You need more information? And?

Hey, bro!

What!

You follow beastism!

The fucks that!

by Llama/fuck_69 December 30, 2021

Beastfist

The act of fisting someone or somethings orifice in a beast like fashion.

Remember the time where the three Columbian bitches & the two kilos of coke. Then we went home & I went beastfist on yo ass gurl.

by Bishnuu January 9, 2022

blastodisc

Blastodisc-N used in everyday speech to replace the term "effing bitch" in mixed company where cursing would be inappropriate and usage might result in an undesired outcome such as termination of employment.
Originally the term was used to describe a blood component however the advances in medical science have rendered that usage obsolete, but it makes for excellent cover.

Example: (@corporate retreat)

That Blastodisc is my ex!

by Gardner1 March 15, 2022