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beastie

That new series of vampire graphic novels is BEASTIE dude!
by JavaJaneOhio November 16, 2010
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beastiphilia

A person who enjoys sexual relations with deceased animals.

common misspelling: bestiphilia.
I used to be into bestiality, but then I tried beastiphilia & I was in heaven.
by newtdecay January 14, 2008
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beastial necrofelcher

A person who fucks a dead animal up the ass and sucks the cum out. One of the most disgusting things a person could imagine or do.
The beastial necrofelcher was suddenly aroused as he ran over his neighbor's cat.
by Scotty February 16, 2004
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beastalious

a term so out of proportion from its root that its beyond its actually word.~beast-a-lious adj. - unlike beast, it is a term used to call something or someone that is cool and has potential to be beast, but instead, it isn't.
dude: man...jessica alba is beastalious. like...people have made her way greater than she really is.

chick: wow. i don't care, just finish fucking me so we can get back to class.

dude:...fine.
by cthulhu tentacles March 30, 2009
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Beastlier

A correct form of the word beast. It may be used in any conversation for stating that you are more "beastly" than the other person, place, and/or thing.
CF is beastlier than JS.
by redsock7 November 30, 2010
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Beastly Jones

proper noun: Amazingly strong, good-looking, super-buff guy with a really deep, sexy Josh Turner-like voice.
adjective: 1. strong, 2. awesome, 3. great
1. In the beginning, God created Beastly Jones; then God and Beastly Jones created the world.
2. Linkin Park is the Beastliest Jonesiest band ever.
by The_Shagster June 23, 2011
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beastington

a beastington is a human being with beast like habits. he enjoys the simple things in life like sleep, food, sex and having the dead skin on his feet removed by others. you will find a beastington in raves or chicken shops or sleeping on the floor behind the tv stand. he likes to be addressed as 'sir beastingon' to hide the fact that he is more animal than human but will respond to beastie by meeeowing. a beast is for life, not just for christmas
sir beastington is masturbating whilst watching QVC...
by reverend bazza October 29, 2011
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