(Verb) The contagious act of spreading one's beard by any form of bearded face to non-bearded face contact.
Sgt. Bigelow reports that his wife is now growing a beard due to bearding:
"Luckily I don't have to shave for work. The wife isn't to keen on it yet but I think it's growing on her"
"Luckily I don't have to shave for work. The wife isn't to keen on it yet but I think it's growing on her"
by Scraptastic October 05, 2013
A usually bushy growth of hair on the face of normally (but not always) a man. The effect that is created by the beard, although probably not desired, is that their face looks like a vagina.
by msul005 March 14, 2009
Beards refer to the typical appearance of scifi nerds, star trek nerds, anime nerds... fat, piggy-eyed, giant, unkept beard, bottle-lens glasses, star trek uniforms, wheezy, asthmatic, etc. So, when someone refers to a beard, they are referring to some form of nerdy discussion, the longer the beard, the more knowledgable the person is typically being.
by BBBS June 27, 2006
An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.
Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?
Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...
Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...
by HeccinAngeryCinnabon February 24, 2019
by Merlin Himself May 26, 2009
Someone who isn't a tramp but has a tramp's beard because their that tight to spend money to either shave or trim it.
by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019