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Beatus Meatiosis

Once cast, this spell results in an instantaneous erection lasting no longer than two hours. Please consult with your doctor before performing such a spell.
As Harry entered her chamber, he then cast "Beatus Meatiosis". The day was short but the night was long.
by Page1of3 May 13, 2013
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Because Chico needed the money

When a performer takes a job solely for the money.

Inspired by Gilbert Gottfried's impression of an old Groucho Marx where he explains why the Marx Brothers took jobs on terrible projects late in their career.
"Why would Orson Wellles agree to be in that animated Transformers movie?"

"Simple, it was because Chico needed the money!"
by BBGrunt December 16, 2020
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because i can't

i can't describe this phrase, sorry

Why? Because i can't be FUCKING BOTHERED
guy 1: Can you please help me with my homework?
guy 2: no
guy 1: Why not?
guy 2: Because i can't
guy 1: kill yourself
by LoserOnUrbanDictionary November 10, 2022
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This is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just because
This is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. And, they'll continue singing it forever, just because the song wont end if you don't want it to, it really pisses off the teachers.
by Rimy Jobbs December 1, 2022
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Beagus

"My beagus is the best dog alive, pretty much."
by la_bepo November 8, 2006
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Because I can

The only thing you can think to say when someone asks you something stupid
Guy: why are you writing that definition with a stylus?

Me:Because I can
by Sushi_boi3 November 15, 2019
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