Tip baiting

Promising a big tip, usually with an online order, then changing the tip or eliminating it altogether when the service was great, just to be a cheap asshat.

"I'm risking corona just to deliver these bougie jerks' groceries and half of them are tip baiting me! I have bills, too!"

by Callordin April 18, 2020

Basting the Baby

Having sex with a pregnant woman.

Chuck: I hear your wife is pregnant.
Bob: Yeah, its great, nothing like basting the baby.

by Asher Hunter April 9, 2006

bafting

English slang for confusing, something that you just can't understand and its kinda annoying you.

girl 1: so hows it going with Harry?
girl 2: i think he's nice but he might be a fuckboi, he's bafting

by fuckyoumeandickhead January 14, 2017

status baiting

When someone creates a status that is very important, but equally vague to force people to generate focus on the status creator.

Status creator: "In the ER!"
Responders: "What's going on?" "Are you ok?" "Call me if you need me!" "Please let us know whats happening?"

Scott like to spend his evening status baiting his friends to add value to his life.

by Circusbrain July 21, 2014

Cape Bating

The act of masturbating in a salon while wearing a haircutting cape to conceal the act.

The stylist was shocked to realize that her customer was cape bating while she was cutting his hair.

by SM4SHBOX September 8, 2016

moriarty baiting

When you write a show, and you can't excite your audience with nothing but empty promises of a long-dead villain appearing over and over again in every situation you can put him into without saying he's alive or dead. You're trying to keep your audience, but you'll never gonna bring him back, while basically basing your whole show on the fact that he MIGHT be back. It's bad writing and it makes people sad.

"Did you see the new season of Sherlock? Is Jim really alive?"
"Nah, it was a total moriarty baiting the whole time... there's Sherlock's evil sister instead."

"what"

by TheAlec January 29, 2017

Desperate bating

When you are so horny that you can jerk off to just about anything.

My parents walked in on me desperate bating to a lamp.

by Jsummers33 December 17, 2016