Baxter

A narcissistic cretin with no morals or thoughts for anyone else. He chooses to pick his victims wisely whilst praying on them whilst they are vulnerable. Never worked a day in his life, gambles, cheats and will do anything to screw his friends and family over so he can buy a pack of fags and 10 dark fruits. Claims to have broken his foot so he can claim benefits but it’s all an act and one day karma will get him.

I’ve lost my wallet, looks like I’ve been baxtered again

by anonymous September 19, 2022

Baxter

To insert one's finger into the urethra of a penis in the style of a "Wet Willy".

I hope she baxters me tonight!

by Heddags May 15, 2024

Baxter

a dog that gets brutally murdered while in hospital for a brain tumor then getting shot hundreds of times and hit by a speeding car or train or both.

RIP little baxter fly high

by Flynnnn March 18, 2025

baxter walker

Huge male of the African culture he also has a bbc and calls price his slave

Baxter walker is a strong male

by Hshjssnd November 12, 2021

Liam Baxter

A little British boy from Britain who thinks he's Irish but is secretly very British.

"That kid thinks he is Irish but he looks SOOOO British." "That's a Liam Baxter."

by Poppyseeds134 January 8, 2023

Billy baxter

Bilily baxter is a wannabe roadmap who probably gets sexually abused by his father which results in his need to fake his personality. He tries to intimidate you by staring into your soul but his Zika virus head will block out the sun making is head look like a melting Malteser. He rides his shitty mountain bike around doddington playing shitty music whilst and pulling out in front of cars. The residents of the village often complain and hope to see him one day get hit by a car and see his head explode which is the only known cure for the Zika virus.

Billy Baxter- what you looking at blud. Man will get cunt slack on ya'

by Thefendlandwhisperer October 29, 2019

The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019

The blending of cheap gas station meatsticks and tequila in ones stomach while blackout-drunk. The amalgamation of which is immediate cause of "sleep-puking".

Hank:" I just finished that whole bag of meatsticks, lets get some sleep."
Me, in the middle of the night: "You alright bud?"
Hank: *Puking in his sleep* "'Merica"
Me: I dont think Ill ever get over The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019.

by turbovolvo August 12, 2021