Baumed

Being baumed is having been fucked between the inner thighs instead of in the pussy. The girls lays on her side and lubes up her thighs and the guy proceeds to fuck them.

He didn't fuck me last night cause of my crabs, so he baumed me instead

by kcsoccer1121 May 2, 2010

baumb

A baumb is a stupid person or a descriptive word for a stupid action or behaviour

Reuben was being such a baumb yesterday when he ate that girls cake

by Mel Picker November 18, 2022

baumeister

You sneeze so hard you shit your pants.

Normally happens along with goat butt (shit so much your asshole puckers up).

I tried to hold in my sneeze but i ended up baumeistering

by Rofifo December 18, 2011

Baumgartner

A kid who thinks he is really good at football but really isn't also can be very annoying.

Person 1: why does he think he's so good?!
Person 2: I know what a Baumgartner.

by Swagga_kid19 October 19, 2016

Bauman freekout

A fit characterized by violent arm flailing and an irrational sense of rage.

Little wanted to drive his brothers car and a Bauman Freekout insued.

by Ben Segal February 26, 2008

Danny Baumgartner

A silly lil goose who snatches your V card without you knowing. Sometimes he will touch your holes in return for a hot wet smooch (not always tasty). His arch nemesis is Gollum, Gollum is a snitch who danny swore to destroy.

Danny Baumgartner just stole my V card

by Ostrem December 11, 2019

baumer

a thorough ass raping

Bend over my friend because this test is about to give you a baumer.

by Jumpoff October 21, 2004