battered

Beaten up in a fight - laid out, fucked up

dylan fort e was all 'ard but e's a cripple now cos e got proper battered by sam when e called im a mong

by TheHunterOfPussy November 26, 2016

Cupcake Batter

When Kevin Durant jacks off into his own mouth and then cum-swap the semen between himself and Draymond Green. They gargle it as much as possible until it is as firm, yet as moist, as a cupcake. Optional recipes call for adding sprinkles, gummy bears, and the often messy, M&Ms.

We shouldn't have added those M&M's to our cupcake batter. It looks like we have shit on our face. Now its gross.

by Not Brad Friedel June 30, 2017

master baiter

A well-skilled angler who is an expert at petting his one-eyed snake.

I'm a master baiter.

by The Master Baiter September 9, 2004

Banter

The magnificent art of using word play, opinions, exaggeration, irony, sarcasm, and other comedic themes to (playfully) humiliate, make fun of, and laugh at your friends. This word is most commonly used in Britain, but 'Banter' is used around the world.

Joe: Your dick is so small!
Steven: Your mum didn't seem to mind it last night

Both: Banter m8 yh init

by Domesh August 29, 2014

Butt Batter

Simply put, explosive, liquid shits. Often induced from too much alcohol and poor dietary choices.

Never again will I consume that much tequila. I've got some firey butt batter today. It's so explosive I'll need to perform a peripheral wipe when I'm done.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

banter burglar

A sorry individual who claims others banter as his own.
Commonly grabs banter from one group of friends and recycles it to use on another group, hence claiming it as their own.

Vinny: Oi Wreck, I saw a German bloke in a herlequin suit when I was in Amsterdam the other week! Unbelievable banter!
Wreck: Yea?? Really?? U cunt, Mills already told me that story, u fuckin banter burglar

by Wreck September 22, 2005

Bantermobile

A car that is often accociated with banterous events.

"To the bantermobile, so we can have light hearted banter with strangers and then jamie their dogs!"

by L-Cooper June 25, 2009