batsoned

A chronic liar. Someone who makes plans and backs out. A person who claims to be able to acquire certian goods and has no means of coming through

"Man that sucks. You think youve been lied to, well I've been batsoned."

by dr. wellington May 24, 2009

masterly bation

Masterly bation is where a servant whacks off his master.

"I say, Jenkins," said Master Dobbs, "I believe it's time for some masterly bation."

"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"

"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"

by scodder May 20, 2010

Baton Rouge

The act of fucking your girl when she's on her period, leaving you with a red stick.

She didn't want to put out last night but I told her "Baby, I'm going to Baton Rouge."

by JJ RedStick April 14, 2013

Cincinnati Baton

(n.) a girl or woman who is passed amongst a circle of friends, for sex, with everyone involved fully aware of the previous friends she has already been with. Typically, friends gather to compare and share notes for the benefit of potential future Baton carriers.

In Cincinnati we don't run trains, we pass Cincinnati Batons. They're a renewable resource.

by Christian Cancer September 27, 2006

Batton

A rare last name (pronounced "bat-in"), stemming from English origins, that often gets butchered by other people as "baton" or "bate-in."

Random Person: "Hello Mr. Baton..."
Mr. Batton: "Um,no.. it's "bat-in."

by bbatton June 13, 2008

Baton Rouge

People think Baton Rouge is full of rednecks but it really isn't. Baton is bout dat and if you dont like it den come visit so we can show you a lil southern hospitallity.Baton rouge is the originators of the word "GUTTA" and Most slang from louisiana comes from Baton Rouge. baton rouge stay gutta

If you are really from baton rouge you know bout LIL BOOSIE'.

by Lil 3RD WORLD grl September 25, 2005

Baton Courtesy

When a riot policeman hits you in the head with his baton. This is usually after the riot police gave out some rubber bullet kisses. Baton courtesy is usually followed by an arrest.

Both terms are taken from 'Deer Dance' - System of a Down.

"Robert was given some Baton Courtesy because he resisted arrest. Serves the little bastard right."

by D.E March 18, 2004