Desperate bating

When you are so horny that you can jerk off to just about anything.

My parents walked in on me desperate bating to a lamp.

by Jsummers33 December 17, 2016

dish soap-bation

The act of pouring dish soap into a zip-lock bag, then a male will pull out his penis and fuck the soap (Chafing may occur).

That kid just went to the bathroom and got himself some dish soap-bation

by Langtsonator November 21, 2010

Batista

A WWE wrestler, part of the group of 'Evolution'. Nicknamed as 'The Animal', this very large, and immensely tatooed wrestler has changed wrestling history many times. Teaming up with Ric Flair and/or Triple H, you can be sure that, whether your tag team partner or innocent ringside defender, Batista will be sure to be an advantage.

"What a massive Powerslam by Batista."
"What an animal!"

by ..::matthew::.. July 16, 2004

Katie Bo Batie

A Very dominant, independent woman who loves cats. Loves pain and challenges. Addicted to texting and usually drives a badass truck of some sort. Funny, caring, smart, un-patient, and very tough. Very beautiful women to be around.

That katie bo batie is a bad ass mother fucker!

by Miss Miss October 24, 2008

bataken

(n) Japanese slang meaning the act of having put butter on your manko and having a dog lick it off. Very old derivation.

Bataken was a common practice in old Japan by the Japanese royalty.

by Roger Mellie December 19, 2004

Batista

WWE wrestler with great potential,a marketable look, and some charisma.Recently became World Tag Team Champion at Armageddon with Ric Flair defeating the Dudley Boyz.

"And the new Tag Team Champion,Batista and Ric Flair,EVOLUTION

by Batista Bomb December 31, 2003

masterly bation

Masterly bation is where a servant whacks off his master.

"I say, Jenkins," said Master Dobbs, "I believe it's time for some masterly bation."

"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"

"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"

by scodder May 20, 2010