Master Baster

A person who has achieved excellence at keeping things moist.

"Someone tell the Master Baster that the Dip Chicks need more moist."

My ballin-ass personal chef is a Master Baster.

My dumb cunt wife served me dry turkey. Next Thanksgiving I'm hiring a Master Baster--and maybe a dip set, as well.

by Ballin4DipChicks January 1, 2009

Porn Badger

Like every holiday has a mascot, Christmas = Santa, Easter = the Easter Bunny, St. Patrick's Day = Leprechaun, etc... Porn has the Porn Badger. Specifically the Porn Badger is responsible for the random, used, thrown out porn young teenagers find on the street, side walk or bushes. This is usually some of the first times Porn has been seen by these teenagers, and creats a vivid experience. And like most holiday related mascots, the Porn Badger fades away once these teenagers realize where that nasty used porn actually came from...

Johnny and Dave were walking down the sidewalk when they saw an amazing torn in half Hustler Magizine that the Porn Badger had left behind for them.

by Ira Goldbaum September 19, 2009

dead badger

A really, really smelly fart, usually caused by drinking a lot of alcohol.

I just dropped a dead badger

by Badger June 10, 2004

Weak ass 4 banger

a term used by members of IDH to explain to normies how their weak ass 4 banger could obviously get beaten by any rx car even an 8

lol whatever you say f@ggot. you know that weak ass 4 banger you got could get crushed by any rx car including an 8. if it ever gets the chance before your amateur ass wraps it around a pole first. eat a dick.

by RX>weak ass 4 banger May 14, 2017

Basterd

A clever misspelling of the word BASTARD used to ensure your movie title stands out when Googled.

Quentin Tarantio's movie "Inglorious Basterds"

by Jane Oak August 1, 2009

paddock basher

A crappy, beat up old car that is only used around a farm. usually not for work purposes, instead is used by the teenagers or kids of the farm to do skids in and totally destroy the car inside out. if you crash you paddock basher, its no big deal

City Slicker: hey bro can we do some skids in the paddock basher?

Farming teen: Sure, wanna use the toyota corolla or the mazda 323?

by mr bog December 8, 2010

banger

If a Song is extremly tight or just unbelivably awesome. It is a banger

Have you heard that new Missy Song? Its a "Banger"

by DMH79 June 13, 2005