bakery

When an individual is so thicc, their ass is pristine. Bakery refers to ass being called cake.

Person 1: Did you see his ass? It's huge
Person 2: Yeah brochacho, that mans is a bakery with all that cake.

by asslover7 March 2, 2020

Bakerized

to totally fuck something up by means that are unexplainable by any human being

That anvil was whole until he Bakerized it into three pieces. "That guy could fuck up an anvil."

by N1 November 7, 2005

Anita Baker

1) A secret underground euphemism referring to the third and final season of the popular Adult Swim original cartoon, 'The Boondocks'.

The term is used to avoid suspicion and copyright infringement by the company Sony, mainly based on the fact that Sony employees flag infringement rights on YouTube videos to compensate for the fact they have extremely small genitalia.

Inner-City Gangsta #1: Yo, man! Did you check out 'the stuff?"

Inner-City Gangsta #2: What stuff?

Inner-City Gangsta #1: Y'know...(whispers) the 'Anita Baker...'

Inner-City Gangsta #2: Aww hellz yeah, homie! That shit was fly.

by Rapmaster M-Dawg April 11, 2010

baker's dozen

In the Medieval Ages there was a period when bakers began cheating the public at such a rate that public outcry reached the ears of several kings. As bread was a daily staple of Medieval life, the bakers knew that they could charge a lot of money for minimal portions of their products. As such, kings levied laws against bakers stating that they were to lower their pricesand keep honest. In fact the common term "A Baker's Dozen" (meaning 13 instead of 12) came from this time period. Any baker caught selling less than an even dozen was strictly and harshly punished. As a result bakers began adding one extra loaf to be certain their count would be correct or even over the amount decreed by law.

How many donuts would you like?
A baker's dozen, please.

by allygat-urr April 17, 2005

basil of baker street

an old show about a little mouse who was a dectective. He solved a lot of mysteries.

1990's three year old:"YEAH!!!!!

by Joe ma May 5, 2005

Balsero

Slang term for "Cuban Rafters" or Cuban refugees utilizing a raft to reach the coasts of the United States to escape former Dictator Fidel Castro's brother Raul Castro's dictatorship.

"Oh man, guy, look! Balseros coming ashore! Quick, alert the coast guard!"

by Arcanebus August 7, 2008

Lexi Baker

A rare magnificent beast that can never be tamed. Often dances with wolves in her underwear, while reciting Shakespeare. Like a shooting star, shes there for a magical instant, than gone for good Leaving you with a empty bottle of whiskey, no cigarettes, and a huge nasty blood stain on your carpet from a animal sacrifice.

C'mon Papa lets go catch us a Lexi Baker.

by Wiener Wagon December 28, 2011