bargain basement

An adjective used to delineate when something is of a low or poor quality. Below standard. Generally unfabulous.

"Somebody should tell Ricardo that he looks like a bargain basement gay with that poorly made fake Louis Vuitton man bag on his shoulder."

"I can't stand my girlfriend's friends from high school. They're so bargain basement."

by NYLAsexbomb November 25, 2006

parents basement

home

Hey i finally got out of my parents basement!

by riley333344566 April 7, 2021

Boys in the basement

A slang term that refers to the male testicles.

"Take it easy, my boys in the basement are sensitive!"

by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005

Basem

Awesome, handsome, and amazing dude. So cool, kind, smart, good looking, and fun to be with. He is a person who laughs a lot or make people laugh. He is athletic, strong, and never give up. He is kind-hearted, nice, and never wants his friends to be sad. He is the best in the world. He is the best guy you could ever have........
Guy 1: He is such a Basem.
Guy 2: I always wanted to be a Basem.
Guy 3: I wish I could be a Basem.

Guy 1: He is such a Basem.
Guy 2: I always wanted to be a Basem.
Guy 3: I wish I could be a Basem.

by anonymus5748 November 10, 2012

Unfinished basement

The not-completely-wiped asshole or the act of tossing the salad of someone with said asshole.

Phyllis nearly threw up when she licked Chris' asshole and discovered that he had an unfinished basement. She promptly bought him an extra roll of TP.

by JotaBug June 27, 2009

Basement Ninja

A person, usually male aged 13-35, who practices inferior self-taught fighting, killing, or stealth techniques in the basement of his/her parents' home or in a basement apartment. Typical hobbies include collection of decorative 'ninja' weapons for the purposes of practice and display. Typical behaviours include exhibition of martial arts proficiency, provision of stealth tips, and demonstration of human pressure points.

"Anybody who carries nunchucks to a 7-11 is a basement ninja."

by King Byron August 21, 2008

Musty Basement

A mungy, sweaty, dirty ass and bunghole.

Baby go wash dat ass. You gots a musty basement. Stank ass bitch.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015